Wine. See also Hobbies and Interests.
Butter. Everything's better with butter.
Marc Jacobs. He's god.
Words that are both nouns and verbs, like "fuck". 'Nuff said.
The Swiffer. Aaah, Swiffer, what did I do before thee? Hear my odes.
Dislikes:
Mayonnaise. Yech. I don't really have a problem with freshly made mayonnaise, but how often do you come across that? The white shit that comes in jars that sit on supermarket shelves gives me the willies.
Clowns. I don't think I need to explain
People who don't drink or swear. Take that stick out of your ass.
Misspellings. How hard is it to use the goddamn spellcheck? Sheesh. That being said, I apologize in advance for any typos.
Pop-up ads. Especially the porn ones.
Reality Shows (other than the Osbornes). Why anyone would subject themselves to watching others consume various raw animal testicles, or desparate women vying for some meathead's attention is beyond me.
Creed. I don't know what's worse: Creed, or the multitudes of Creed clones infecting the airwaves.
The anti-drug commercial, where two kids are taking bong hits in their parent's home office, and one removes a loaded gun with the safety off from an unlocked drawer. You don't even have to be a pot smoker to be irked by that one.
Picky eaters with closed minds. Would it kill you to try something new?
People who don't like to eat. They usually don't like to drink either, unless it's SlimFast or Vitamin Water. I've actually come across a few of these. Of course, they usually won't say they don't like to eat, but I can tell.
Pants that are too short. I don't understand why manufacturers make regular sizes too short - it's much easier for consumers to have pants shortened, rather than lengthened.. "Petite" or "short" is one thing, but I hate finding the pair of jeans/pants that fit great in the hip and thigh, only to find that they are about 6 inches off the ground when I'm barefoot. It looks terrible, and there's not much you can do in terms of tailoring.
Lawn gnomes. Creepy little bastards. They're almost as bad as clowns.