Authors note: The things like this ‘ blah ‘ are
telepathic.
The things like (*punches*) are actions
performed.
The things like Hello Goku is the author talking to
the Character
The things like
The things like
*
*
* signify that it’s happening in someone else’s view or a different
place
When the story starts the characters are in an auditorium sitting down. I didn’t mention this before, but just in case, the characters can’t see the author.
Disclaimer:
Do you honestly think I own Dragonball?
Okay, now that all the characters are here we can discuss the outline of
the story!
Chi Chi: (* stands up *) It should be a romance about Gohan and his true love!
Which is Videl right?
Mr. Satan: (* Stands up *) NO WAY! SHE’S MY DAUGHTER AND I DECIDE WHO SHE MARRY’S!
Chi Chi: Furbes, May I?
Chi Chi: (* Grabs Mr. Satan and drags him outside *)
Mr. Satan: (* Struggles *) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vegeta: (* Throws arm around Bulma’s shoulder and smirks *) How about a lemon?
Bulma: (* Takes Vegeta’s arm off her shoulder *) You get enough at home!
Vegeta: (* Makes a pouty face *) Tonight?
Bulma: (* Smiles Seductively *) It’s an option….
Bulma: (* Bends over and covers her face *)
Vegeta: (* Crosses arms and glares at the ceiling *)
Goku: (* Looks behind him *) Hey, Krillin?
Krillin: Yes Goku?
Goku: What’s a lemon?
Krillin: (* blushes *) It’s er…. um….
Android 18: It’s when two people are doing IT.
Goku: (* Becomes confused *) Do what?
18 and Krillin: (* Sweatdrop *)
Krillin: Ask someone else!
Vegeta: (* Runs over to Goku with an idea *) Don’t be a baka Kakorotto! A lemon is a fruit! (* Runs back to where he was sitting *)
Goku: (* Stands up *) I want a lemon!!
Goku, the kind of lemon Vegeta and Bulma were discussing
is NOT a fruit!
Goku: (* Sits down *) So we all can’t share a lemon?
Everyone near Goku: (* Scoots away *)
Master Roshi: (* Scoots closer to Goku *) Whatcha have in mind?
Chi Chi: (* Walks back in *) What is going on here?
Krillin: (* Explains the situation *)
Chi Chi: WHAT! (* Pulls out a machine gun and charges at Roshi *) BACK OFF HENTAI!
Roshi: (* Stands up and waves his cane around *) I’m not gay! Respect your elders!!
Chi Chi: (* Drags Roshi to the door *)
Roshi: Oooh! KINKY!
Chi Chi: (* Drops Roshi in disgust *)
Roshi: (* Stands up *) HEY!
Piccolo: (* Grabs Roshi and throws him out of the exit *)
Roshi: (* Screams while flying *) I WAS SO CLOSE!!
Goku: (* Scratches head *) What was that all about?
Everyone: (* Sweatdrop *)
Thus endeth the second part. Write comments, hold off on flames! If you have something negative to say, say it in a positive manner. THANKS! CIAO!
-Furbes