Authors note: The things like this ‘ blah ‘ are telepathic.

The things like (*punches*) are actions performed.

The things like Hello Goku is the author talking to the Character

The things like are people thinking to themselves

The things like * * * signify that it’s happening in someone else’s view or a different place

Wow, people actually read my fics! COOL! Write me your reviews! Back to the story.

When the story starts the characters are in an auditorium sitting down. I didn’t mention this before, but just in case, the characters can’t see the author.

Disclaimer: Do you honestly think I own Dragonball?

Okay, now that all the characters are here we can discuss the outline of the story!

Chi Chi: (* stands up *) It should be a romance about Gohan and his true love!

Which is Videl right?

Mr. Satan: (* Stands up *) NO WAY! SHE’S MY DAUGHTER AND I DECIDE WHO SHE MARRY’S!

Chi Chi: Furbes, May I?

Sure, go ahead.

Chi Chi: (* Grabs Mr. Satan and drags him outside *)

Mr. Satan: (* Struggles *) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Almost feel sorry for him. Anyways, does anyone else have a idea?

Vegeta: (* Throws arm around Bulma’s shoulder and smirks *) How about a lemon?

Bulma: (* Takes Vegeta’s arm off her shoulder *) You get enough at home!

Vegeta: (* Makes a pouty face *) Tonight?

Bulma: (* Smiles Seductively *) It’s an option….

Okay, this conversation should not be in public. GET A ROOM!!

Bulma: (* Bends over and covers her face *)

Vegeta: (* Crosses arms and glares at the ceiling *)

Goku: (* Looks behind him *) Hey, Krillin?

Krillin: Yes Goku?

Goku: What’s a lemon?

Krillin: (* blushes *) It’s er…. um….

Android 18: It’s when two people are doing IT.

Goku: (* Becomes confused *) Do what?

18 and Krillin: (* Sweatdrop *)

Krillin: Ask someone else!

Vegeta: (* Runs over to Goku with an idea *) Don’t be a baka Kakorotto! A lemon is a fruit! (* Runs back to where he was sitting *)

Goku: (* Stands up *) I want a lemon!!

Goku, the kind of lemon Vegeta and Bulma were discussing is NOT a fruit!

Goku: (* Sits down *) So we all can’t share a lemon?

Everyone near Goku: (* Scoots away *)

Master Roshi: (* Scoots closer to Goku *) Whatcha have in mind?

Chi Chi: (* Walks back in *) What is going on here?

Krillin: (* Explains the situation *)

Chi Chi: WHAT! (* Pulls out a machine gun and charges at Roshi *) BACK OFF HENTAI!

Roshi, this is NOT a YAOI!

Roshi: (* Stands up and waves his cane around *) I’m not gay! Respect your elders!!

Chi Chi: (* Drags Roshi to the door *)

Roshi: Oooh! KINKY!

Chi Chi: (* Drops Roshi in disgust *)

Roshi: (* Stands up *) HEY!

Piccolo: (* Grabs Roshi and throws him out of the exit *)

Roshi: (* Screams while flying *) I WAS SO CLOSE!!

Goku: (* Scratches head *) What was that all about?

Everyone: (* Sweatdrop *)

Er… Never mind Goku.

Thus endeth the second part. Write comments, hold off on flames! If you have something negative to say, say it in a positive manner. THANKS! CIAO!

-Furbes

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