Digi-Theater 

Ellobo: Here it is! MY FIC!!! (Does the Scooby Doo laugh) 
Taichi: So?
Ellobo: (Becomes enraged) So?! SO?! SOOOOO?! (Suddenly calms down and shrugs) I dunno, but it sounds soooo cool. My fic! Ellobo's fic! YEAH!!
Taichi: Right........
Ellobo: Shut it you. 
Hikari: (Walks in) Can we get started yet?
Ellobo: You have ruined my moment, my moment is now ruined We shall now start.
Taichi: Finally.
Ellobo: BUT FIRST!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, but I have a belly button. Wanna see?

Taichi: NOOOOOOOOOO!! (Covers eyes)
Ellobo: heh... heh.... heh.....
Hikari: Also things like this: (Sits down) Are saying what the characters are doing.
Ellobo: HEY!!!! THAT'S MY JOB!!!
Hikari: And things like this: *Snorts* Are things only the author and reader can see.
Ellobo: (In a whiney tone) Stoooooooooooop. Its miiiine!!
Hikari: Also things in this color are the fanfics we're reading.
Ellobo: WADIWASI!!! (Points towards Hikari and a piece of gum flies up her nose) oops... that actually worked?
Hikari: (Runs around in pain) OWIE!!! (Kicks Ellobo in the shin)
Ellobo: (Hops around in pain) OWIE!!!
Taichi: (Sweatdrops) Right......
Ellobo: Roll the tape!!
Man in background: This is a written story, there's no tape.
Ellobo: Start the story then!!!! (Keeps hopping) Ow my shin.

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Tk and Hikari are in the Meeting Room. No one else is there. Yet.

Tk: (Is sitting down) Hikari? Where's everyone?

Hikari: (Looks around) Somewhere.

Tk: oh.

Hikari: (Walks over to Tk and sits on his lap) Want to make out?

Tk: (Eyes widen) WHAT?!

Hikari: (Rolls her eyes) Well?

Tk: We're not even dating.

Hikari: Oh come on, after all those fics Ellobo has made us read we should be married.

Tk: In those (Shudders) fics he made us read we should've been married several times, to more than just each other.

Hikari: Spoil sport.

Tk: Am not. (Kisses Hikari)

Hikari: mmph! (Kisses back) *Translation for mmph! is: YEAH!*

Taichi: (Walks in holding Sora's hand) Hi guys. (Notices the scene taking place) AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH!!!! (Covers his eyes) THEY BURN!!

Tk and Hikari break apart.

Sora: (Giggles) Hi guys.

Tk: Um..... hi? (Rubs back of his head nervously)

Hikari: (Completely unfazed, but gets off of Tk's lap) Hi guys.

Taichi: TK?!!!!!! (Charges at him)

Tk: Oh boy! (Runs out of the room)

Taichi: GET BACK HERE TWERP!!! (Gives chase)

Ellobo: (Pops into existence in front of Tai) Hi gu- (Gets ran over by Tai) ow....

Taichi: (Trips over Ellobo) Ow.

Sora and Hikari laugh at the sight

Tk: (Sneaks a peek through the doorframe to see what happened) You guys all right?

Taichi: (struggling to get up) Must.... kill.... Tk......

Ellobo: I just got ran over and tripped over, someone help me up please?

Tk: (Sneaks back in and stands next to Hikari)

Hikari: (Whispers in his ear) We'll finish later.

Tk: (Straightens and nods his head)

Ellobo: (Looks around) Little help please?

Sora: (Walks over and helps Taichi up)

Taichi: (Smirks at Ellobo)

Ellobo: Oh come on.....

Hikari: (Walks over and gives him a hand up)

Ellobo: Thanks.

Tk: So what Fanfic are we reading today?

Ellobo: Ah, glad you asked. (Starts typing in the air and a keyboard and screen appear in front of him.) Hm... Go to the theater guys, you'll see the story in a few minutes.

Taichi, Hikari, Sora, and Tk (Who's keeping his distance from Taichi) leave the room and walk to the theater.

Taichi: Maybe it'll be a good story this time.

Sora: As long as its not a Matt/Sora fic, uck! They always make me a slut in those.

Tk: What about Tk/Yolei? They always make me hate my name. (Quoting Mimi) "Oh Yolei you're SO lucky he lets you call him Takeru, he gets so mad when anyone else does." (Stops quoting) I don't care if people use my full name, its just easier to say "Tk".

Hikari: (Laughs a bit) What about Davis/Kari's? Like I'd ever date him. 

Taichi: You guys have it easy, at least your usually paired with the opposite sex. I'm usually in a  (Shudders) Tai/Matt. (Fakes vomiting.)

Sora: (Laughs at him and pats his shoulder)

Tk: We're heeeeeeeeeeeeere. 

They walk in the theater and sit down.

A Story of Love.

Tk and Taichi: (Snort) That's original.

Hikari: (Glares the two into silence)

Written by: Tai's Girl.

Taichi: (Laughs nervously as Sora glares at him)

Sora: Too bad she doesn't know your MINE!!!

Taichi: Tell her that, not me.

Disclaimers: I don't own Digimon

Taichi and Sora: Praise the Lord! (They raise their hands up into the air) *I have a cousin named Matthew who is two and a half, if you say praise the lord he'll raise his hands in the air.*

That means I don't own Tai, Tk, Matt, (Unfortunately) or anyone else in this story.

Hikari: We know what it means.

Tk: (Fakes a sick face) The one person who gets my name right wants to own me? I feel sick.

Taichi: I know what you mean, except she got my name wrong.

But I own Kihen.

Hikari: She owns what? The Kitchen?

Tk, Sora, and Taichi laugh.

Tk: I thought she said she didn't own anyone in the story.

Sora: (Shrugs) She's a confused little girl.

Now that that's over, lets start the story.

Hikari: Darn, can't you make the disclaimer a bit longer?

Tai was walking down the street, he was upset. Sora had told him that she and Matt had been dating for three months now.

Taichi: I think I'd notice after three months.

Sora: (Groans and sinks into her seat.) Not another Matt/Sora.

Hikari: (Who's sitting between Sora and Tk, pats Sora's arm.) Its ok Sora, I'm sure your not a slut in this one.

Sora had told Tai that she was pregnant from too many "Physical Activities" with Matt.

Sora: (Glares at Hikari) You jinxed me.

Hikari: (Giggles a little) oops. 

As Tai walked he got more and more depressed, 

Taichi: I wouldn't have been THAT depressed.

Sora: (Looks at him angrily) 

Taichi: Err...... yes I would've!! Just the though makes me want to cry.

Sora: That's better.

Tk and Kari: (Laugh silently)

As he passed a store he looked through the window and he saw a beautiful girl with amber colored hair who was shopping with a violet haired girl.

Tk: Hm.... I wonder who could that be?

Taichi: Oh no... tell me this isn't a Tai/Mimi.

Tai walked into the store, he'd loved Mimi since they were kids, but had thought he liked Sora more. Now that Sora was out of the picture though....

Tk: Ok I won't tell you.

Taichi: (Groans) Aw man...

Hikari: (Giggles) Its better than a-

Sora: (Covers Hikari's mouth) Don't, you might jinx him.

Tai walked over to Mimi and hugged her from behind. "Hi Mimi." he said.

Taichi: Ok.... One: I wouldn't do that if I was depressed
                     Two: If I did that to Mimi..... Well lets just say I wouldn't have to worry about the decision of having kids.

Sora: Only Yamato can do that to her without worrying about being in pain later. (Winks at Taichi) Of course you have done that to me before.

Taichi: Yeah, but you hit my stomach. Not my "Unmentionables".

Sora: (Smirks) Don't tempt me

Taichi: Yes ma'am.

Mimi's eyes widened in surprise. "Tai?" She guessed turning around.

Tk: Must be psychic.

Hikari: Or know his voice really well.

"Yep," Tai smiled. "I don't know you were in town."

Sora: Nice grammar.

Taichi: (Laughs) Why Sora I don't know you were in town!

Sora: (Laughs)

"Mimi came in yesterday, and hi to you Tai." Yolei said.

Hikari: Hi to you Taichi!

Taichi: And hi to you to!

Tk: Hi to you all!!

"Gomen Yolei," Tai rubbed the back of his head.

Sora: So he speaks Japanese but doesn't say Miyako?

Taichi: What's with that? Miyako fits her better than Yolei anyways.

Yolei pretended to be mad at Tai, but ended up giggling.

Taichi: (Smiles egotistically) No woman can stay mad at me. (Notices Sora glaring) Well..... almost no woman.

"Yolei, could you pay for these? Here's my credit card." Mimi handed Yolei her card.

Hikari: Don't you have to show ID with credit cards?

Tk: (Shrugs) Not in this story I guess.

"Ok," Yolei runs off with her arms full with clothes.

Sora: And she then trips and fall, because the laws of physics caught up with her.

Tk, Taichi, and Hikari: (Laughs)

Mimi then turned and faced Tai. "Have you talked to Sora today?" She asked.

Taichi: yes I have come to a decision, I LOVE YOU!!! (Fakes kissing Mimi)

Sora: Taichi.......

Taichi: SORA!! I LOVE YOU SORA!!!

Tk: (Whispers) Nice save.

Tai suddenly looked down, all happiness gaone. "Yes," He informed her.

Tai: NO!! My happiness is gaone!!! The Gaone's have invaded my happiness.

Mimi looked at him. She had loved him since the first trip to the Digital World, but Sora was in the way. 
Now she wasn't, should she make her move?

Tk: YEAH!! (Notices Hikari giving him an odd look) I was joking...... really.

Hikari: .........

Mimi grabbed Tai's hands and held them to her face. "I'm sorry Tai," Mimi said sincerely.
Tai looked into her eyes. "Its ok," Tai told her. "I was in love with someone else anyways."

Tk and Taichi: Drum roll please!

Everyone starts hitting their arm bars like a drum roll.

"Really?" Mimi hoped it was her, but didn't want to have false hope. "Who?"
"You," Tai said, then he kissed her.

Hikari: (Sighs) How romantic.

Sora: (Growls)

Hikari: Err.... How stupid?

Sora: Better.

Mimi felt like she was flying, Tai was kissing her. Her fantasy had come true.

Taichi: (Laughs)

Tk: Her fantasy was with Taichi? Man that author is stupid, everyone knows Mimi likes Yamato.

Hikari: Obviously this one doesn't doesn't.

They parted as they heard a person clearing her throat.
"Um.... hi Yolei?" Tai said and Mimi blushed.

Taichi: I wouldn't stop after that.

Sora: Nothing stops you Taichi. (Gives a suggestive wink)

Taichi: (Blushes)

Tk: Geez, does everyone use that  "Person walks in on make-out scene" in their story?

Hikari: How's that romantic?

Yolei giggles some and walks out the door. "Come on guys, Tk is picking us up."
Mimi and Taichi followed Yolei.

Tk: (holds hands together) Please don't be a Tk/Yolei.

"So your boyfriend is picking you up?" Mimi asked.
Yolei blushes.

Tk: Please say no, please say no.

Taichi: (Smirks at Tk)

***** INTERMISSION*****

Tk: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

(On speakers) Ellobo: Sorry guys, we'll continue this tomorrow.

Taichi: (Laughs) Sorry Tk.

Everyone leaves the theater and walks back to the Meeting Room.

Sora: That story would be so much better if the romance was real. I mean Tai and MIMI?!

Hikari: Yeah I know.

Tk: I hope its not a Tk/Yolei.

Taichi: I hope it is, if I have to suffer you have to suffer.

Tk: (Groans)

Taichi: Speaking of suffering....... YOU KISSED HIKARI!! (Lunges at Tk)

Tk: Ack!! (Runs away)

Sora and Hikari: (Sweatdrop)

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Ellobo: Well there's my fic. Please note this: I don't have anything against the romance pairings I made fun of.
I actually like a good few of those types. I just used them in this story to be funny.

Taichi: TRAITOR!!! (Chases Ellobo)

Ellobo: Uh oh!! (Runs away)

Tk: Please send reviews, hold off on flames. I don't think anyone appreciates flames.

Kari: Ellobo can be reached at [email protected].

Sora: Also, the fics we make fun of aren't actually real fics. Ellobo types them and as we "tease" them.