Ouija Log
September 27, 2005
Played on a glow-in-the-dark Parker Bros. Ouija board.
Players Cynthia, Brittany, and Crystal.
Spaces between words were indicated by motion of the planchette to a blank area on the board; the conclusion of answers was indicated by motion to the sun image. Spirits were asked to indicate offense by motion to the moon image. Last names have been removed.

[Sam Lee, are you there?]

[Joan & Jessica, are you there?]

[Is there a spirit present?]
"Yes"

[How many?]
3

[What is the name of the first spirit?]
DIA(P)R

[Closed session; planchette was moving too slowly]

[Are any spirits present?]
HI

[What is your name?]
WALT

[Last name?]
JACKSON

[How old?]
12

[Have siblings?]
"No"

[Is this your first time using Ouija?]
2

[What is the name of the first person you communicated with?]
GRANT

[Do you know our names?]
"Yes"

[How do you know?]
I HEARD YOU SAY THEM

[So you only know what people say?]
DEPENDS

[Explain?]
OLDER ARE WISER

[Do you enjoy being a spirit?]
ITS K

[Anything you'd like to tell us about yourself?]
NOT RLY

[Where did you live?]
A CRAPPY PLACE

[Why didn't you like it?]
SUCKED

[Had a happy childhood?]
H*LL "No"

[Tell us about it?]
LIES

[Are you enjoying this session?]
NOTHIN BTR 2 DO

[When were you born?]
WHAT KINDA LAME Q IS THT
20TH CENTURY

[Did you have a crush on someone?]
F*CK "No"

[What did you like to do for fun?]
DIDNT HAVE FUN

[Did you like your parents?]
F*K "No"

[How did you die?]
HOW DYA THINK

[Interesting conversation. Goodbye, Walt Jackson]
HAHA "No"

[Anything else you would like to say?]
NOT RLY BUT BEATS BEIN BORED

[Gotta go. Sorry. Maybe we will talk again later.]
IM SURE U WILL

[Do you know any other spirits?]
WANA GUESS HOW I DIED

[Go ahead.]
ILL GIV U A HINT

[Hint?]
KILLED

[By whom?]
GUESS

[Mom?]
HOW DO U KNO IM NOT LYING

[We don't. Want us to know how you died?]
IM TIRED OF U GUYS NOW "Bye"

[Jessica & Joan Andrews, are you there?]
YAY

[We tried to find information about you but we couldn't.]
WE MADE HIM GO AWAY

[How?]
WE HAVE WAYS

[Is he capable of hurting us?]
HOPE NOT

[Why didn't you come earlier?]
WE DIDNT HEAR YOU CALL

[Because you were somewhere else?]
YEAH

[Where?]
OTHER END OF THE WORLD

[Other side of our world?]
OUR WORLD

[What's your world like?]
HARD TO EXPLAIN

[Do you like it?]
HEAVEN WILL BE BETTER

[How was your day?]
GOOD

[Can you see us, too?]
"Yes"

[Anything you would like to tell us?]
WHATS UP

[What did you think of Hurricane Rita?]
GLAD YOURE SAFE ALTHOUGH YOUR COMPANY HERE
WOULDVE BEEN NICE HEHE JK

[Do you know Carl (last name)?]
"No" BUT WERE SURE HE LUVS YOU

[Brittany & Crystal: Aww!]
AWWWWWWW

[Discussion about upcoming school homecoming. Anything new in your lives?]
SPIRIT HC IS COMING UP NOT

[Anything new to tell us?]
IF WE DID HAVE 1 IT WOULDNT BE FUN CUZ WE DONT HAVE BODIES SO W [Crystal: No dresses.] EXACTLY CRYSTAL (last name)

[Can't spirits manifest clothes or bodies?]
WHERE DYA SUPPOSE WED BUY DRESSES THE SPIRITS BOUTIQUE

[Can they not go through walls?]
WE CAN POSSESS BODIES

[Have you ever done so?]
"No" WANNA LEND JOAN YOURS CYNTHIA SHED LOVE TO GO TO HC AND MEET CARL

[Could you tell us about spirit possession?]
NOT SURE WEVE NEVER TRIED

[Can you be with us without Ouija?]
WE WILL TRY

[Where are you when not with the Ouija board?]
KINDA ON EARTH BUT ITS DIFFERENT

[Are we amusing you?]
"Yes"

[Elaborate?]
FUNNY

[Can you smell?]
"No"

[Can you think of something gross?]
CANT SAY

[What kind of music do you like?]
ANY ACE OF BASE WOULD BE OK

[Can you hear the music?]
"Yes"

[Why didn't Sam Lee come?]
DONT KNOW WHERE HE IS

[Did you watch Full House?]
"Yes" THAT WAS OUR FAVE TOO

[Do you know about Mary Kate and Ashley nowadays?]
MK IS ANOREXIC AND THEY SMOKE

[Crystal: So you do keep up with current stuff.]
SMOKING IS BAD BUT

[Crystal: Drinking's worse.]
"Yes"

[What did you aspire to become?]
NOT A PHARMACIST OR A PEDIATRICIAN OR A DENTIST NOT THAT THOSE ARENT COOL

[Cynthia: Have you ever followed me home?]
MAYBE WE WATCH ALL OF YOU SOMETIMES

[Is that true?]
HEE "Yes"

[If we were in trouble, would you help?]
WED TRY BUT THERE ARE LIMITS

[Pick a ltter of the alphabet and explain its significance.]
D HEHE CRYSTAL (last name)

[Pick another letter.]
Z WE JUST LIKE IT

[Is Z a "fast" or "slow" letter?]
FAST

[Silly discussion about Z. Crystal: I can just imagine them spelling out "HAHAHA"]
HOHOHO WERENT EXPECTING THAT HUH

[Do spirits sleep/rest?]
SURE CUZ YOU KNOW HOW OUR BODIES NEED REST NOT

[Can you predict the future?]
"No"

[Do you guys know Harry Potter?]
WELL HAVENT READ IT BUT "Yes"

[Can you read books?]
"Yes" BUT THE FONT IS TOO SMALL FOR OUR TASTE

[Where are you in this room?]
LOOK UP

[Is it okay to try to take your picture?]
PICTURES STEAL OUR SOULS AND SEEING AS THATS ALL WEVE GOT THATS NOT TOO WISE

[Are you serious?]
DONT KNOW BUT RATHER NOT RISK IT

[Have you guys traveled around our physical world?]
SOME

[What do you guys think of the SATs?]
(Moon) BUT WELL ANSWER JOAN LIKES CUZ SHE GOT 1600 BUT JESS ONLY GOT 1470

[What colleges were you thinking of going to?]
WE HADNT DECIDED

[What do you think about UT at Austin?]
GOOD FOR CYNTHIA

[Do you prefer light or dark rooms?]
EITHER

[Why is UT good for Cynthia?]
LIBERAL

[What college is good for Brittany?]
RICE OR I GUESS UT

[What do you think of the drinking scene at UT?]
DONT DO IT

[Is UT good for Crystal?]
"Yes"

[Elaborate?]
UM SHED LIKE IT
IT HAS DANCING CLUBS

[What do you think of Britney Spears?]
WHORE

[Can you read our thoughts?]
"No"

[If we called in a whisper, could you come? Or if we had a signal to tell you when to stay away?]
SIGNAL

[You want a physical signal?]
"Yes"

[Can you see the signal even if it is hidden?]
"Yes"

[Want a signal to know when to come back?]
WELL KNOW

[What high school did you go to?]
PRIVATE

[Name?]
ST ANNES

[Placed random stickers on Ouija board. Why does Brittany have more "power"?]
"No" (heart) JUST TRYING IT OUT

[What is your favourite colour and why?]
GREEN (smiley face) (smiley face) (smiley face) YAY

[Both of you?]
Yes (heart) MORE STICKERS (smiley face)