Ouija Log
September 17, 2005

Played on a glow-in-the-dark Parker Bros. Ouija board.
Players Cynthia, Brittany, and Crystal.
Spaces between words were indicated by motion of the planchette to a blank area on the board; the conclusion of answers was indicated by motion to the sun image. Spirits were asked to indicate offense by motion to the moon image.
Last names have been removed.

[Is there a spirit present?]
"Yes"

[How many spirits are in the room?]
2

[What is the name of the 1st spirit?]
JOAN

[Are you done?]
"Yes"

[What is the name of the 2nd spirit?]
JESSICA

[Should we ask you questions separately?]
"Yes"

[Are you related?]
TWINS

[Do you have good intentions, Jessica?]
"Yes"

[How old are you, Joan?]
16

[Joan, do you have good intentions?]
"Yes"

[Do you know everything about us?]
WE JUST MET CRYSTAL (last name)

[Then do you know all about Brittany or Cynthia?]
"No"

[Jessica, do you know Tiffany (last name)?]
"No" THIS IS OUR 1ST TIME

[Please move to the sun icon whenever done, Joan]

[Jessica, are you enjoying this session?]
FUN

[Joan, where did you live?]
OHIO

[Jessica, is there anything you would like to tell us about yourself?]
STUCK HERE

[Joan, do you know why?]
"No"

[Jessica, what do you like to do for fun?]
NOT MUCH TODO OOPS (presumably because of the "typo")

[Do you know other spirits, Joan?]
THEY LEFT US

[Please explain, Jessica]
CONFUSED WE HOPE TO BE FREE SOMEDAY TOO

[Is there a heaven, Joan?]
I HOPE SO

[What else would you like to tell us, Jessica?]
DONT DRINK PLEASE

[Do you believe using the Ouija board sinful, Joan?]
"No"

[Who is Cynthia's spirit guide, Jessica?]
SAM LEE
***Sam Lee's initials are S.L., who was the communicating spirit in the previous Ouija session. It is stated in Ouija guidelines that the spirit contacted in your first Ouija session is your spirit guide.***

[Who is Brittany's spirit guide, Joan?]
HIM TOO AND FOR CRYSTAL (last name)

[Crystal: Why do you always say my last name, too, Jessica?]
WE LIKE IT HAHA

[Why do you like it, Joan?]
INTERESTING

[Crystal: But why is it interesting?]

[Brittany: Maybe they're like me and they think it's cute]
BRITTANY (last name) IS RIGHT

[Are we entertaining you, Jessica?]
"Yes"

[Cynthia: Do you think the word "hoot" is cute, Joan?]
"Yes"

[Brittany: Who is Don Dolognese, Jessica?]
BEATS US
***Don Dolognese was a random name found on the back of a book***

[Crystal: If you don't mind, what year did you die, Joan?]
1993

[Do you know the future, Jessica?]
AS MUCH AS YOU DO

[Joan, who did you have a crush on?]
TONY

[Same question, Jessica]
ARE YOU OK WITH HOMOSEXUALS

***Took a break to eat dinner.***
[Yes. Are you still here?]
TOOK YA LONENOUGH

[Are you still Jessica and Joan?]
"Yes"

[Did you enjoy our dinner conversation, Jessica?]
"Yes"

[What's the name of your crush, Jessica?]
SARA

[Were you out of the closet, Jessica?]
ONLY TO JOAN

[Did you ever have really weird twin experiences, Joan?]
MOSTLY NO

[Could you describe your weirdest one, Jessica?]
WE JUST READ MINDS

[Crystal: Wait, just between yourselves or...?]
"Yes"

[What's Brittany's middle name, Joan?]
ITS ASR WHOOPS ASIAN
***Which is true. Brittany's middle name is in Chinese.***

[Did you like high school, Jessica?]
OK I GUESS

[Do you know Kyle, Joan?]
"No"

[Could you tell us more about Sam Lee, Jessica?]
NOT REALLY

[Is your reach of the physical world limited to moving the planchette, Joan?]
WE NEED YOUR HELP
***Logical. The planchette moves only when at least two of us place our fingers on it. It cannot move on its own***

[How exactly does Ouija work, Jessica?]
NOT SURE

[What extracurriculars were you in, Joan?]
SOCCER

[And Jessica?]
ME TOO

[Did you guys do everything together, Joan?]
"Yes"

[Were you very athletic, Joan?]
OK

[What would you change, Jessica?]
WE SHOULD NOT HAVE DISOBEYED OUR DAD

[If something offends, please move the planchette to the moon.]

[What happened, Joan?]
SNUCK OUT AND AS WE CAME HOME SOME GUYS CRASHED INTO US THEY WERE INTOXICATED AND WE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL BUT IT WAS TOO LATE WE SAW OUR BODIES LYING THERE AND WE COULD NOT GET BACK AND TELL OUR DAD WE WERE SORRY

[What is your last name, Jessica?]
ANDREWS

[Can we reach your family online, Joan?]
I DONT KNOW

[What's your dad's address, Jessica?]
HE DIED TOO

[Is there any way we could help you, Joan?]
DONT THINK SO

[What about the rest of your family, Jessica?]
WE DONT KNOW WHERE OUR MOM IS

[When we end this session, can you come back, Joan?]
WE WOULD LIKE TO IT GETS LONELY SOMETIMES THANK YOU

[Goodbye . Please come and visit us again. Thank you so much, Joan and Jessica.]
"Goodbye"