MAIN | CRYSTAL | YOU | SITE | WWW | SPLASH Warning! Pure silliness. It gets scary when plastic dolls get their own online journals. So scary, we had to calm ourselves down by making fun of them. And in the end, we only caused more uproar.-----Dear Blog,
Ken hit on me again today. I think I should tell Barbie, but I can't. She looks so happy with him!
Love,
Kelly-----Dear Blog,
This kid started tugging on my head, and it popped off again. I really wish he wouldn't do that.
Love,
Barbie-----Dear Blog,
That kid took Barbie's head off again. She looked pretty good headless, actually. Next time we're on a date, I'll ask her to leave it off....
Ken-----Dear Blog,
My eyes are bigger than my mouth, but that's okay because my chest is out of proportion (the, you know, good way).
Love,
Barbie-----Dear Blog,
I think Ken's been hitting on Kelly. I mean, her chest is out of proportion, too, but mine is still bigger... WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T?!?! Well, Ken's coming over to see my Malibu Dream House, so I can rub her face in it....
Love,
BarbieP.S. Ugh! The only reason KELLY'S is out of proportion is because she wears a push-up!-----MyScene.com (The real one) |