Eva: are you busy?
Crystal: does signing guestbooks count?
Crystal: =)
Eva: lol
Crystal: but seriously, no, not really, what u need?
Eva: nuttin much
Eva: Spike's feeling a lil depressed
Eva: that's why she's stuffin her face
Crystal: oh yes, food good, food addictive and satisfying
Eva: ...
Eva: but it'll all go to her tummy
Eva: It needs to go either up in her...
Crystal: LOL
Crystal: or her....
Eva: or down to her butt because she has little of both
Crystal: yes, unfortunately it either goes to the tummy, the legs, or the neck/face area
Crystal: then there's like padding around your arms, and that's not cool
Eva: I know, huh??
Eva: Some people, it goes all to the right places
Eva: but then there's always too much of it...
Crystal: *shrug*
Crystal: what can you do?
Eva: ...
Eva: diet pills
Eva: ?
Crystal: those just destroy your body systems
Eva: how did "Through The looking glass" go?
Crystal: very funkily indeed
Crystal: wow, sunday my mom drove us through the northern parts of town
Eva: what it about?
Eva: ....................
Crystal: movie on the novel
Eva: *sniffle*
Eva: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1
Eva: THAT'S MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!1
Eva: Kiss me I'm Irish..pass this to 15 ppl and ur crush or ur boy/girlfriend will come up to u and give u a big kiss..send it to 10 ppl and a good friend will kiss u....send it to 5 ppl and someone u dont kno will kiss u..send it to 0 ppl and u wont b kissed 4 a month..
Crystal: oh man, it's spreading to IM
Eva: lol
Crystal: that's not a good thing...pretty soon chain letters will end up in guestbooks, on blogs, over the phone, in school newsletters
Crystal: tattooed on fat people's behinds..
Eva: ......
Eva: *moon 15 people or blah di blah di blah*
Eva: why?
Crystal: oh lordy, why do we feel bound to the instructions of a computer screen? why, when it says send to fifteen people in .003 seconds, we do it? why doesn't Microsoft provide you with a Cancel button on alerts that tell you your computer is crashing?
Eva: lol
Eva: because it can't
Crystal: So automatically, we just click Ok, and we watch while our computer decides to crash
Eva: lol
Crystal: We don't control our computers. Our computers rule us
Crystal: have you ever noticed that? i'm sure you have
Crystal: as long as we're thinking deep, have you noticed that anger is one letter short of danger?
Eva: lol
Crystal: Great minds discuss ideas, Average minds discuss events, Little minds discuss people
Eva: lol
Crystal: lol, Cummings was on one of his deep-thinking lecture runs again today
Crystal: Most of them bore me to death, but it's heck of a lot better than doing work
Eva: oh, my problem solving teacher tried to discuss a big idea with us
Crystal: You have problem solving teachers now?
Crystal: And why is it that our math teachers need the answers to help you with a question? You know, if those two worked together, they just might make up half a brain
Eva: it was pretty cool
Eva: PPLLLLLLEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eva: JOIN THE GUARD!!!!!
Eva: PLEAASE!!!!!!!!!
Eva: lol
Crystal: WHAT ARE PROBLEM SOLVING TEACHERS?
Eva: I have him during the summer
Crystal: i want to take that health class over the summer
Eva: I do too...
Eva: I don't have time though!!
Eva: I'm totally screwed with all school stuff
Eva: I mean, I have no free time over summer now
Eva: hehe, I thin's I'm going to go insane
Crystal: i'm screwed with spanish
Eva: lol
Eva: I know...
Crystal: but the thing is, mrs skates told the class we could continue @ lil ike
Eva: take latin with me
Crystal: i can't, and besides, i won't
Eva: why not?
Crystal: she should really stop telling her classes that
Crystal: because my mom & sister tell me not to, and i agree with why. you have more need for spanish than for any other language here in america, and especially in the border states
Crystal: there are so many things you learn in school that you would have to pay to learn somewhere else, that's cool....
Eva: lol
Eva: fine
Eva: be like that
Crystal: ....like maybe how to make a pen. soon mr. cummings is gonna take us into the rooms with the machines capable of sawing my arm off and teach us how to make pens
Crystal: that's kind of.....icky, but hey, what the heck
Eva: lol
Crystal: and today mr. james gave us another voice lesson session, which would have cost 25+ per hour with a voice trainer
Crystal: *half hour
Eva: really..
Eva: cool
Crystal: and you guys in band get free lessons (they're free, right?) and practice in instrumental....stuff.....
Eva: yuppers
Crystal: i'm still bitter that we don't have an orchestra
Crystal: if we did, i could learn violin for free, but noooo
Eva: lol
Eva: I want an orchestra too
Crystal: yes, but let's not petition. why work for people to come the next few years who won't give a crap about you??
Eva: I know...
Crystal: they won't know, won't care, won't appreciate the work we'd do for THEM
Eva: yuppers
Eva: some people suck like that
Crystal: why in the world does stacey not have the money/time/gumption to buy a freakin' pencil?!?!
Eva: lol!!
Eva: I know....
Eva: hehe, you used the word gumption
Crystal: it's a good word
Crystal: it's shorter than common sense
Eva: more colloquial though, non?
Crystal: perhaps
Crystal: would it be insulting to give her a pack of pencils for christmas or some other occasion?
Eva: um...
Eva: maybe like a mechanical pencil
Eva: like a dollar store mechanical pencil
Crystal: Anyhoo, i kept losing my pencils and pens when i lent them out. i stick to my mechanical and lead now, they're less likely to get lost that way
Eva: yuppers
Eva: and I bring two
Eva: that hide in my pocket
Eva: so I can say I don't have one to lend
Crystal: you evil devil, you
Crystal: no, i can't do that, i have to say yes when i do have one, but secretly i feel glad inside when i don't
Eva: yuppers..
Eva: lol
Eva: start bring one pencil
Crystal: *mua hua hua hua* i feel like founding an evil pencil empire now
Eva: ...
Eva: you remind me of erik!!
Crystal: oh man
Crystal: i haven't talked to him in ages
Eva: aww
Crystal: what? you want to borrow a pencil? *checks old leather-bound book* NO! You're a pencil-loser! *the room gasps and is shocked* PENCIL LOSER! *whispers ripple throughout the room* pencil loser!
Eva: *everyone starts chanting* PENCIL LOSER, PENCIL LOSER, PENCIL LOSER!!
Crystal: do you have money to reimburse the Pencil Association? No, you say? You'll have it Monday, you say? IMPOSSIBLE! You'll never work in this town again! *fiery bars slam down around the pencil-loser*
Eva: lol
Eva: Pencil Loser : But...But I forgot!!
Eva: I SWEAR!!
Crystal: I hereby condemn you to never own or borrow a pencil again, therefore failing every math test and exam requiring scantrons!
Eva: hehe
Crystal: *which is, FYI, EVERY TEST!*
Eva: or maybe he / she can buy a pencil
Eva: naw, the math tests use that answer sheet thing that she makes
Crystal: but they require pencil
Crystal: AND IF YOU MAKE MISTAKES, USE WHITE-OUT!
Crystal: *mua hua hua hua* sweeps out of the room, attempting to swoosh her cloak but tripping
Crystal: ah, that was supposed to hapen
Crystal: *happen
Eva: lol
Eva: suuuure
Crystal: ah ah ah ah we're evil crackheads
Crystal: i would like to learn....the harp
Eva: *plucking strings*
Crystal: the piano and the violin are not impressive. it's been overdone so many times it's like "oh, you DON'T play piano? OH. OHHH."
Eva: lol
Crystal: but the harp....the harp is pretty and how many people (besides elizabeth smart, that was a genuine fluke) do you know who play the harp?
Eva: I don't know elizabeth smart
Crystal: she's the girl they finally found, she was kidnapped back in 02
Crystal: they showed footage of her playing the harp, and i was like, she stole my instrument! let me at her, you--*gets held back, scratching and flailing wildly*
Eva: lol
Eva: *CRYSTAL'S THE MURDERERererer!!!*
Crystal: she's not even dead