TOP TEN CHEEZEY PICK-UP LINES FOR  PAGANS TO USE AT BELTANE GATHERINGS
10. Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during  Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?

9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?

8. Would you  like to come over to my place and widdershins?

7. Haven't I  seen you someplace before in another   life?

6. Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not "technically" marriage.

5. So, do you  draw down the moon here often?

4. What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?

3. You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.

2. You're feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long.

And the Number One Cheezey Pick-Up Line  for Pagans to Use at Beltane Gatherings is:

1. Is that a   May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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