2000 BC - Here, eat this root.
1000 AD - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 AD - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 AD - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 AD - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 AD - That antibiotic doesn't work anymore. Here, eat this root.
MM = Merry Meet
Round shape for wheel of the year, cycle of seasons
Skins are different colors, but the inside is the same chocolate, because we are all related.
Associations with the colors: Red = South, Green = West, Dark Brown = North,
Yellow = East, Orange = For the Solar God, Light Brown = For the Earth Mother
(Copper Woman)
Rotate the M & M: M = 13th letter of alphabet, and there are 13 witches in a Coven
3 = Triple Goddess, three phases of moon W = Witchcraft, Wiccan E = Enlightenment, Enchantment of chocolate*
"Melt in your mouth, not in your hand"--God/dess's love must be experienced directly to appreciate. Also, God/dess will take care of you.
Sweetness to remind us of how sweet the love of the God and Goddess is!
What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
A Self-Cleaning Coven
What kind of furniture does a Goddess worshiper prefer?
Wicker
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
--None -- if a candle was good enough for Gramma it's good enough for me
What is a witch's favorite snack?
PAN pizza
What's a witch's favorite subject in school?
SPELLing
How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into.
What do you say to an angry witch?
Ribbit
How many solitary witches does it take to change a light bulb?
(if they actually ask 'how many?', drum your fingers and stare at them as you wait for them to grasp the obvious)
What do pagans put their trash in?
a wiccar basket
... and what do Christians put their garbage in?
Their minds!
What do you call a dating club for attached Wiccans?
Craft singles!
Did you hear that Kraft was so offended by that last joke that they moved their maccaroni plants to Israel?
Yeah, now they're called Cheeses of Nazareth!
