1. ... your majick wand vibrates
2. ... your are spherical and come in sets of 2
3. ... your majickal oils are flavored
4. ... you think all magic is sex magic
5. ... your altar has silk sheets
6. ... your chalice is fur lined (think about it)
7. ... your altar candles are anotomically correct
8. ... your binding rituals involve handcuffs
9. ... your magic wands have French ticklers on the ends
10. ... you High Preistess wears a leather mask
11. ... the wax from your candles ends up on your nipples
12. ... you consider KY Jelly an altar tool
13. ... your chants contain phrases like "Oh my God/Goddess""I'm coming!", or "you're gonna' stick that where?!"
14. ... you're skyclad all the time
15. ... your broomstick has stains on it
16. ... the white stuff on your altar candles isn't wax
17. ... your book of shadows includes the Karma Sutra
18. ... you have a cigarette after every ritual
19. ... your cerrimonial/ritual candles are studded
20. ... your robes look like a French Maid costume
21. ... you're reading from "Everything you ever wanted to know about Paganism but..."
22. ... your ritual music is sung by Madonna
23. ... you find yourself using a phallic symbol to call down the gods several times a night
24. ... you ask a Satanist if you can just "borrow" a sacrifical animal fist
25. ... you start having "cyber" rituals
26. ... you keep having to charge the batteries in your wand
27. ... you have Fertillity Rites a couple times a week/twice on Sabbats
28. ... you automatically kneel everytime your High Preist/Preistess comes in the room
