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First Name : GIRL HARBOR
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Hey Genious Ke-ri is REAL! Just like J-Lo. Are you trying to say we have IMAGINARY FRIENDS! WEll, FUCK YOU!! We are SOOOO over that. Maybe you should GROW UP Genious. Or should we say .... SAXON!!!
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First Name : Genious Idea
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : I think all bands should promote this way. I mean, we all know your music most likely sucks, but I would otherwise never know who Girl Harbor was unless they constructed this very entertaining site. I wont listen to their music, but I will read their site
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First Name : captain bastard
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : ummm...yeah. so, about the poetry. boy, uh, ok, lets not talk about the poetry. I am looking at the ceiling now, searching for words. Is there medication for this?
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First Name : Tappin that ass
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : The story of Cara was, quite possibly, the greatest story ever told. Only you should have had Cara dyke it out w/ Devon before she offed herself. Regardless, nice work.
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First Name : Count Devadander the 3rd
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : ...in my grandmothers birthday party. I have bad knees. My mother said that if I dont have a whife by the party shell give her car collection to my bastard brother Pier Abercrombie the 2nd. I wont have that.
Yours sincerely
Count Devadander the 3rd of
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First Name : Count Devadander the 3rd
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Hello.
Im Count Devadander the 3rd of the Ashwilbury Castle near the Willow-Tree residence. I would like to announce to you that Im indeed in need of a regular...erm...I mean, Im 63 and desperatley need to find a heir...no, wife to accompany me on my gra
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First Name : Gris
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Am sorry all those people are mean to you, but I do think perhaps you should turn off the computer and go for a drink down the pub or someting....Cheers
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First Name : Plethora
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : You could probably get hold of some Timothy McVeigh DNA and clone a wonderful hubby for yourself, you little trailer trash dumbass.
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First Name : Shawn
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : oops...I forgot Im 24 and in
Carlsbad CA...by San Diego
LAter
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First Name : Shawn
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First Name : Shawn TheWholeFnCardPlayer
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : hey I play cards On-Line all the
time and Im at Pro Level...It helped me buy my new Condo ....I
went to college and Graduated as
and Engineer...your right its garbage....I read that stuff on your site about what a HUSBAND really means...and I agree..
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First Name : Archibald
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Keri, i found your link on www.catch.com. I think youre not fake, even though my compass insists so. It is sproinged.
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Comments : Instead of getting a husband, get a LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
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First Name : NoblePig
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e-mail : www.goatse.cx
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Comments : Youre a cutie pie! Come to daddy!
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First Name : Lonely
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Yur soo purdy. If you want to merry me we can play with my shavd gerbil together. I live alone. and i have muney from the stock sails. Sumtimes I like play on the computer... if you come over you can play with me.
Did i saye how purdy you are?
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First Name : Fnord
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Reading this site is like Jesus!
What a whorebag.
Wanna go out? Go to http://www.goatse.cx/giver.html for a preview!
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First Name : z3066437
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Oh how pathetic! Get a job you worthless uneducated trash.
Hmmmmmmmmm
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First Name : Oy vey!
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Comments : Silly Goys!
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First Name : DAD
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Goddamnit Ke-Ri!!! U are in deep shit.
i know u are not at school and also u are on the internet and i need the telephone. i am coming upstairs now!!!
-Dad
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First Name : hans
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : i like computers and television of course seinfeld and also afv (americas funniest home vidios). i also think that it should be called afHv because of the home word. do you too?
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First Name : danny
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Ke-Ri,
i have a good job and also we have a T1 line at my work too but not at my house. you can come 2 my work if we were married?
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First Name : looking for a wife
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Ke-Ri- you are pretty.
do you like seinfeld? where did you get that sweater? i have a computer that is small and can put in my backpack. is it fun!
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First Name : Parris ja
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : I loved your page, which I found through www.blogjam.com/ashe. I have a lover who is wonderful and who does all the things you said you were looking for. All I need now are creative, interesting people to be friends. You are both creative, interesting, an
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First Name : Whatthefuck
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e-mail : you'[email protected]
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Comments : What the fuck. Child, what the fuck. You are so stupid. Personally, I feel bad for your dad and Miranda if they have to deal with you. You deserve whatever you get.
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First Name : Conor
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : This is brilliant. Its huge, pregnant with feeling. I am crying. Life...
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First Name : Jo
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Hi Keri, Im joanne and im from Malta which is a tiny island in the mediterranean. Your website is gr8, keep it up and i hope you fall in love. Stick with it hunny, youll be fine. Despite not knowing you: here if u need me, jo x
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First Name : CJ
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : hmm interesting site...don't get it about this husband thing what are you 12?? no offence or anyting if you're not. Have A Nice Day.
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First Name : Naeemah
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : I want to know why would you look for a husband on the computer? You could find any type of man (murder, rapist, etc). I think that you should stop and think about what you are doing.
Plus how old are you, you look really young?
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First Name : katie
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Comments : i love this shit
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First Name : jesse
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : you peple are all fucking stupid. this is obviously a joke.
-jzm
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Comments : Good thing you are so shallow that you don't really care who the man is as long as he looks good and has a good computer, What kind of CRAP is that?!
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First Name : Riiight
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : "implore" is a pretty big word for someone as dim as you seem to be....
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First Name : GIRL HARBOR
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Please say Cara didn't DIE!! WE were sad when we read your story. Also, we don't have the greatest internet connection, but GOOD ENOUGH. Plus, we ...
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First Name : GIRL HARBOR
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : ... have cool neighbors and a "jammin" stereo, so you can listen to The Misfits, or "Booty Bass" when ever you want. And Saxon's a punk. luv GH
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First Name : Neuroxin
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Hey Ke-Ri(and all her fans)! One question: WTF does your email address mean? Mystery Grill?! Huh?! *** NEwayz, I work for an Internet Service Provider and I could use a "wife"!
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First Name : andalusia
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : hey if you get married make sure
to get a prenuptial agreement,
that way when you start making
serious money off your poetry
he won't be able to take half
when he asks for a divorce
(and he WILL).
signed,
a concerned friend
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First Name : Colin Theis (again)
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : sorry Ke-Ri I got cut off, here is the rest....and I hope you give me the chance to prove it. Please e-mail me and maybe if you like my song you can post it on your website for your fans listening pleasure. Oh and Ke-Ri, I am With It!!!!!!
Colin Theis
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First Name : Colin Theis
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : Ke-Ri I also wrote a song for you, Its called "High Speed Internet Connection". I have been following your journal for a while now and I just want to say that I seriously think i am in love with you. I have everything you are looking for in a husband,and
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First Name : ronald
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e-mail :
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Comments : i have sometimes to feelings. i yes. there is what yes.
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First Name : melissa
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e-mail :
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Comments : honey, go to college. you got a lot to learn....
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First Name : Penis (with an accent!)
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : I know how it feels to have people make fun of you. They all think I have a funny name, but they are assholes. Please, I want to be your husband.
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First Name : Ryan
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e-mail :
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Comments : Very disturbing......your world seems so dark. I sincerely hope you will seek some professional help.
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Comments : Seriously, you need some help.
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First Name : ravi
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : U look good.Email me and we can know each other.
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First Name : Jay
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e-mail :
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Comments : If this site is for real.....Well, I feel I should say something. You seem sweet, and lost. Hope it works out for you. Sucks all these people right such nasty things to you. They are the ones who should get a life.
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First Name : Ke-Ri
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e-mail : [email protected]
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Comments : okay, I'm starting the signing of the guestbook again!!!!
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