"The dough can rest when I SLEEP" -- Holly
"It would suck if your shoe imploded. It would be like... 'AH! FOOT!!' *insert wild gestures*" --Peter Paul
"Does anybody have any questions they'd like to ask the maggots?" -- Mr. B, bio 11
"I refuse to be three people all by myself!" --Adair, while skinny dipping
"Well at least my eyelashes burned EVENLY" -- Tyler K
"Do you realize that we're talking about killing Bill Cosby and wearing his SKIN?!?!" --Peter Paul
"That's something I gave up a long time ago, marching in heels." Mr. Schne
"I can't drink anything at parties because I'm a schtizo and sometimes I slip myself date-rape drugs and I rape myself..." -- Me :P
"I'm going to break your hymen with a kendo stick!!" --Peter Paul... long story. He.. didn't mean to say quite that ^_^()
"There's a large breasted man behind me, isn't there." -- Alex
"AH! MY NIPPLES!!" -- Josh
"I want to have sex with music." -- Lizz W.
"The homeless men who've been trying to kill me have been pounding down my door as I sit cowardly by the computer waiting for you to arrive so they'll think I'm not alone and spare my life and all you have to say is you're sorry it took you so long?" -- Me again
"I accidentally made out with Steve." --Brittney B.
"I'll pay you full frontal!" --Jason G.
"I accidentally made out with Steve... again." Brittney B.
"Wanna screw?" --Jay K. *note: Jay is holding a screw at the time ^_^*
"Look! My hands smell like oranges!" --Katie P.
" 'Instead of dating, let's pray..' " --Jacob David
"We'll stay up late and go all crazy so we can do fun things... to each other." --Lizz W.
"It's like buffalo wings, right? You don't really eat rabbit." --Brit B.
"You kissed Lizz, I know you did! I see lipstick on your mouth!" --Josh S. *Note: the lipstick was MINE and I didn't kiss Lizz... *
"You know, some people LIKE that." --John H.
"JACOB PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON." --Ben R.^^^
"This table is full of bad jokes." --Lizz W.
"I'm not claustrophobic...until they close the hole." --Sarah G.
"This morning, I woke up, and I wanted to DIE so I wouldn't have to go to school" --Holly F.^^^
"Thank you for your writing to me again. Your mail always make me happy. I can't help but smile, I wish I could smile without increasing wrinkles though." --Kazu
"If you had any friends, you'd be hanging out with them now." --Ben R.^^^
"FORNICATION!!!" --Lizz W.
"I love the Felter Sisters..." Joe D.^^^
"Don't touch that, that's mine!!!" --Jacob David^^^
"There's a joke; Dusty with a woman!" --Jason G.
*song cue* "It's Satan, and The Plague..." --Holly and Sarah^^^
"Hey, Holly girl, are you wearing my socks?" --Dusty W.
"Forehead....fore.... head... *laughter*" --Lizz W.
"World domination can wait, come tubing!" --Holly F.^^^
"If I shoud lose my right hand, I would write with my left hand. If I shoud lose both, I would use my lips. But please don't worry. I would do so only when it would be ok for you. I NEVER want to bother you." --Kazu
"I saw you yesterday... you wouldn't remember, you were asleep." --Lizz W.
"I'm trying to make my computer all black... to confuse the bees." --Alex B.
"Rape is no laughing matter; unless you're raping a clown." --Joe G.^^^
"My willy likes it in the lindo." --Holly F *She attempted to say My lily likes it in the window*
"I hate psychiatrists. I told one to fuck off once. I was at the fair, and he said, 'Hey kid, let me tell you your fortu...' oh wait..." -- Brant (aka Yellowshirt)
"I didn't appreciate the love fest in front of my tent." --Canyon Camp's Mark
"You use your paddle to utter around the lake..." -- 'Same as'
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