| Michiko: Hello! Welcome to our attempt of Ask the Gang! My sister, Wapiko, and I had come up with the idea of combining our three favorite animes to this one show! If you have any questions or comments for any member of the gangs, email us at [email protected]! Let's bring the peoples in and enjoy! Inu-Yasha cast: *comes in* Inu-Yasha: Where are we? Michiko: You're here, duh! Kagome: I don't think that's what he meant... Michiko: Fine! You're in Ask the Gangs, featuring the cast of Inu-Yasha, that's you, Rurouni Kenshin, and Yu Yu Hakusho. Inu-Yasha: Us, who, and who? Michiko: You'll see when they come in. Miroku: Can I ask you a question? Michiko: I don't know, can you? Inu-Yasha: *snickers* Miroku: May I ask you a question? Michiko: You just did! Sango: *tries to hold in a laugh* Miroku: Will you bear my child? Michiko: WHAT??? You pervert, I'm only 15! *attacks with an ice stick that suddenly appears out of her right hand* Miroku: *knocked out* Michiko: Please, sit down. Everyone in Inu-Yasha cast except unconscious Miroku: *sits down* Michiko: Shippou! Come sit with me! Shippou: ...Okay. *moves to sit next to Michiko* Michiko: Yay! *hugs Shippou* Shippou: Need...air... Michiko: Sorry. *puts Shippou back down and starts stroking his tail* Next group! Rurouni Kenshin cast: *comes in* Sanosuke: Where are we? Kagome: You're in her show *points to Michiko* like the rest of us. *points to Inu-Yasha cast* Yahiko: Who are you? Michiko: I'll explain later, please, sit down. Rurouni Kenshin cast: *sits down* Miroku: *wakes up* What on earth was that thing? *notices Rurouni Kenshin cast* Michiko: Don't, Miroku. Miroku: *ignores Michiko and moves over to Kaoru* May I ask you a question? Kaoru: ...Certainly. Miroku: Will you bear my child? Kaoru: WHAT??? *attacks with her wooden sword* Miroku: *lump appears on head* I'll take that as a "no". Kaoru: Kenshin, shouldn't you say something? Kenshin: *to Miroku* That was a very rude question to ask someone. Kaoru: That's all you're going to do? Michiko: I don't want anyone attack anyone else just yet *remembers herself and Kaoru already did*...not too badly, at least. Miroku: *moves over to Megumi* May I ask you a question? Megumi: It's not the same one, is it? Miroku: What if it is? Megumi: Then no. Miroku: Oh. *goes to his seat* Michiko: *sarcastically* I'm sorry, Miroku. Maybe you'll have better luck next time. Miroku: *still ignores Michiko* Michiko: Fine, be that way. *starts to ignore Miroku now* Let's bring in the last group! Yu Yu Hakusho cast: *comes in* Wapiko: *appear out of thin air high above the cast's heads* AHHHH!!! Kurama: *catches Wapiko gracefully* Wapiko: *gets sparkly eyes* Thank you for saving me, Kurama! Kurama: *puts Wapiko down* You're welcome. Michiko: *gets jealous* Come on. *drags Wapiko to her seat* Yahiko: Who are they? Michiko: They are stars from Yu Yu Hakusho. Yahiko: Who are they? *points to the Inu-Yasha cast* Michiko: They are stars from Inu-Yasha. Yahiko: *still confused* Wapiko: *spots Shippou next to her* Shippou!!! *hugs Shippou* Shippou: Need...air... Wapiko: Sorry. *sets Shippou back down and starts stroking his tail as well* Shippou: *looks at hosts stroking his tail* What are you two doing? Michiko: Your tail is so fluffy! Wapiko: And soft! Inu-Yasha: What about his? *points to Sesshoumaru* You don't want to stroke his? Wapiko: Shippou's cuter! Michiko: So tough! *changes attention to Kurama* Kurama!!! Kurama: Hello. Hiei: Stupid human. Michiko: *moves over to Hiei and Kurama* But, I'm not what I seem to be. *holds up right arm* Kurama: *notices bracelet on right arm* That bracelet... Michiko: Yes... Kurama: You're that water demon I saw! Michiko: *beams* Yep! Kurama: You definitely look different. Michiko: Of course, this is my human form. Hiei: She's just like you, Kurama. Kurama: Indeed. Yusuke: I think she likes you and is just like you, Kurama. Kurama: Indeed. Koenma: Would you please say something else other than "Indeed"? Kurama: Sure. Miroku: *moves over to Keiko* May I ask you a question? Keiko: ...Of course. Miroku: Will you bear my child? Keiko: WHAT??? You pervert! *slaps really hard* Miroku: *knocked out once again* Michiko: *goes back to seat* Let's get the show started! Wapiko: Finally. Michiko: Since this is our first episode, we'll ask questions from ourselves! Wapiko: Can Kurama come and sit with me? Kurama: I'm fine where I am. Wapiko: *gets teary eyes* Yusuke: Wow, you have sisters fighting over you. Kurama fans: What about us? Yusuke: ...And them. Kurama: Indeed. Koenma: I thought I told you not to say that. Kurama: Sorry. Michiko: If you won't do it, I will! Wapiko: Do what? Michiko: If he likes where he's sitting, *moves next to Kurama* then go sit next to him! Wapiko: Hey, no fair! Kurama isn't yours! Michiko: So? Kurama fan #2654: Her point is, he's mine! Wapiko: No, he's mine! Michiko: What are you two talking about, don't you see this bracelet? *points at bracelet with a locket on right arm* Kurama gave this to me! Wapiko: No he didn't, you stole it! Michiko: When did I do that? Wapiko: I don't know, some time when I wasn't there! Michiko: But it has a picture of me in it! Wapiko: You just put it there to make it seem like it! Michiko: Fine! Let's ask Kurama! Wapiko: Fine! Let's do that! Oh, Kurama! Kurama: ...Yes? Michiko: Didn't you give this to me when I went to Makai and saw you at the Dark Tournament and we talked and such? Kurama: ...It was a friendship bracelet with our pictures in it... Michiko: ...*gets teary eyes* Wapiko: I told you! Michiko: *gets angry eyes* But he still gave it to me! Wapiko: Whatever! Kurama fan #2436: Would you two stop fighting? He's mine! Kurama fan #6846: I don't think so! He's mine!!! Kurama fan #5532: No, mine! Kurama fan #437: No, mine!!! Michiko: ...I thought it was our first episode, how come we already have viewers in this place? Wapiko: Who cares! Hosts: *turns to face Kurama fans* He's mine!!! All Kurama fans, including hosts: *giant cat fight* Yusuke: Kurama, you don't just have sisters, you have a bunch of girls fighting over you! Kurama fan #65463: *from fight, yells* What are you talking about? I'm a guy! Yu Yu Hakusho cast: *sweatdrops* Yusuke: ...Okay. Kurama, you don't just have sisters, you have a bunch of girls�and a guy�fighting over you. Kurama: Inde- Koenma: *glares* Kurama: ...I know. Kurama fan #65463: *still in fight, yells* What are you talking about? There are other male Kurama fans out there who just can't reach this place! Everyone: *sweatdrops* Saitou: *sarcastically* Aren't you the lucky one? Kurama: *sweatdrops* Kagome: *brave enough to get close to the fight* Come on, I thought we're doing a show here! Hosts: Oh yeah! *straightens up* Michiko: We're the hosts, so that means we can spend more time with Kurama than you lowly fans can. Kurama fans: *pouts* Wapiko: Yeah!...But, won't we still fight over him? Michiko: We'll care about that later. Kurama fans: *returns to where they were originally* Michiko: *sits down on seat next to Kurama* What on earth? *shots back up* Wapiko: *appears on seat* Hi! Michiko: *glares* At least I have the bracelet. Wapiko: So? I have the real thing! *hugs Kurama* Michiko: Hmph! *starts ignoring Wapiko as well and goes back to seat* Hi Shippou. *starts stroking his tail again* Shippou: Hi...*kind of scared now* Wapiko: Its okay, Shippou, don't be scared! Michiko: Anyways *thinks about if the hosts can ignore each other for long and doubts it*, Saitou, what is your wife like? Kenshin: Yes, I would like to know that as well. Misao: Yeah, I still can't believe you have a woman who likes you that way. Sanosuke: What!? Saitou has a wife? Kaoru: You mean to tell me the leader of the third squad of the Shinsen Gumi has a wife? Hosts, Kenshin, and Misao: *nods* People in Rurouni Kenshin cast who didn't know that: *opens mouth in shock* Michiko: So? Aren't you going to answer my question? Saitou: I don't have to answer a question from a demon. Wapiko: What is your wife like? Saitou: I don't have to answer a question from a child. Misao: What is your wife like??? Saitou: I don't have to answer a question from the Weasel Girl. Misao: Who're you calling a weasel??? Saitou: You. Misao: Why you-! Michiko: Break it up! We hardly even started yet! Saitou, what do you have against demons and children? All demons: Yeah! What do you have against us? All children: Yeah! Misao: What do you have against me? Saitou: Do I have the right to remain silent? Everyone: NO!!! Wapiko: Anyways, if you don't answer... Michiko: ...We'll show you our little surprise! Yusuke: How did you two continue each other's sentences like that? Wapiko: We're sisters! Michiko: We know what each other's going to say! Yusuke: But it's not like you two are twins! Wapiko: So? Michiko: Your point is? Yusuke: Never mind. Misao: What is the little surprise? Hosts: His wife. Rurouni Kenshin cast: *gasp* Kaoru: I would like to meet Mrs. Saitou. Wapiko: Okay! *disappears* Kaoru: Where'd she go? Michiko: Didn't we tell you? We have special "host" powers! Everyone: *sweatdrops*...No... Michiko: Oh...*looks at Saitou* You know, my sister can just read your mind and see what you think of your wife... Saitou: ...She's...she's...she's a lovely woman. Misao: That's all you're going to say??? Michiko: At least he answered. Wapiko: *reappears* Guess what? We actually didn't get in contact with your wife, Saitou! Michiko: Really? And I wanted to meet her too... Kaoru: So did I... Saitou: So you lied to me? Wapiko: Hey, we didn't know. The employees here said we got her, how are we suppose to know we actually didn't? Michiko: ...We have workers here? Since when? Wapiko: Since I said so. Michiko: ...Okay. Miroku: *wakes up* That hurts... Keiko: *notices* You deserved it, you pervert! Yusuke: It would've been worse if I were her. Miroku: *looks at Botan* What about you then? Botan: *hits Miroku with oar* Miroku: *unconscious again* Wapiko: My turn! Michiko: Go for it! Wapiko: Kenshin, did you really like your old sword that much? Kenshin: Of course, that was my trusty sword. Michiko: But...it broke. Kenshin: I know...I miss that sword... Misao: Himura, you have a new one now. Kenshin: But I still miss it. Wapiko: There, there, Kenshin. Miroku: *wakes up* Ouch�*looks at Yukina* Michiko: I'm warning you, Miroku, don't do it! Hiei: Yes, monk, listen to her, you shouldn't. Miroku: Then I won't know what her answer is! Yukina: What do you want me to answer to? Miroku: Will you bear my child? Hiei and Kuwabara: *chases Miroku* Miroku: *runs for his life* Yukina: Umm...no. I hardly even know you. Miroku: Is there a way out of here??? Hosts: Sorry! We didn't want our lovely anime stars to go away, so we didn't provide an exit. Miroku: AHHH!!! *continues to run and forgets that he can at least fight* Michiko: Come on guys; settle down, we don't want anyone killed. Hiei: But I do. Yukina: Please, Hiei, Kazuma...please spare his life. Hiei and Kuwabara: Fine. *goes back to seat* Miroku: *sighs in relief* Thank you...your name? Yukina: It's Yukina. Miroku: Thank you, Yukina. You're a lifesaver...literally. Michiko: I know this is kind of late, but people should introduce themselves. Everyone: *introduces themselves* Michiko: Now that everyone knows everyone else, it's my turn! Miroku: *looks at Wapiko* Hosts: *attacks* Miroku: *knocked out once more* Wapiko: Don't even try. Michiko: Is that all the people he can hit on? Because it needs to stop. Wapiko: There's still Misao and Tsubame and Tae- Michiko: Then how are we supposed to stop him? Tie him up? Sango: Good idea. I've always wanted to do that. *drags Miroku to the corner* Kagome: I'll help! *grabs Miroku's chair to the corner* Inu-Yasha, can you get me the ropes in my backpack? Inu-Yasha: Sure. *gets rope from backpack and throws it to Kagome* Kagome: Thanks. Sango: *puts Miroku on the chair* Kagome and Sango: *tie him up* Hosts: Thank you for your help girls...and Inu-Yasha. Kagome and Sango: *goes back to seat* Michiko: My question is for Inu-Yasha, when you have the whole Shikon Jewel, are you going to turn into a full human or a full demon? Inu-Yasha: A full demon. Michiko: But what about Kagome? Inu-Yasha: Well- Hiei: Who wants to be a human anyways, they're weaklings. Michiko: You know, Miroku was knocked out the longest because of Keiko's slap. Hiei: *doesn't care* Nakuru: *burst through a door* Toya! Everyone: *stares at Nakuru* Michiko: Umm...Toya isn't here, Nakuru, and neither is anyone of the Cardcaptor Sakura cast. Nakuru: Oh. Okay! *goes back out the door* Botan: How come she can leave the room? Michiko: She wasn't supposed to be here. Botan: Oh. Wapiko: Then how come she can come in? Michiko: Maybe she somehow found the hidden door. Wapiko: What hidden door? Michiko: The hidden exit door. Wapiko: There's a hidden exit door? How come I never knew about it? Michiko: I just put it there. Wapiko: Like...when? Michiko: When Kagome and Sango were tying Miroku up. Wapiko: Oh. My turn to ask! For Yukina, do you ever think you're going to find your brother? Yukina: Hopefully. *gets into deep thoughts about finding her brother and doesn't notice surrounding* Yusuke and Kurama: *looks at Hiei* Hiei: What are you looking at? Yusuke and Kurama: Nothing. Miroku: *wakes up* Ouch...*notice that he's tied to his chair* What on earth happened?? Everyone: *ignores Miroku* Miroku: Help! Michiko: Well, let's end the show here. I think when we finally have viewers asking questions or making comments, we'll let Miroku get untied. Miroku: What??? Wapiko: *continues to ignore Miroku to talk to everybody else* And until then, you're all stuck here! Keiko: What about the hidden exit? Michiko: It's only for people from other animes. Yusuke: So we're stuck here? Hosts: Yep! Michiko: You might as well get to each other's friendly side 'cause all of you would be here for quite awhile. Hosts: Bye viewers! Kuwabara: I thought there weren't any. Hosts: You'll never know. Shruthi: *yells from the real world* 14th time! Michiko: How did she hear me? Wapiko: I have no idea. Yahiko: Who was that? Hosts: Must we tell you everything? Yahiko: I guess not... Hosts: For real this time: Until next time, bye viewers! |
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