Journal Log: 7-17-05

Brother;

It has been a while since we last talked. I have been up nort, I really can't say due to secrecy issues, but needless to say I don't like being here. I do have to say it does have it's benefits though. I can say I have been training with the great club extensively. I even learned a few new grappling moves, but most importantly I have developed a 'taste' for minotaur (yuummy). IT was rough, but well worth it. Best damn sex I've had in a long time. It was good, until those damn pesky twerps came back. Now they want to, well travel again. I am definitely coming back, yummy.

I can't say were we are, but I can say it starting all over again. I can say that using a teleport gate is the most horrible experience you can imagine. It hurts like hell and there are things in there I can't even begin to explain. Some talked to Nissa about exchanging some products for cash. Later, we meet up with a tiny maggot (Cho) and the first words out of his mouth are "I'ts a cook book!" Damn hypocritical goblin. I sure would like to just eat him, but it would be too damn greasy. Then they exchanged some more products for some cash. I made out pretty damn good. I think I will have enough soon to start my own clan. If not I will be living in style. Then some went to the Order of Light to negotiate a deal (dangerous item, hmm, doubt if it is truly going to be destroyed), but the priest did offer some very nice pastrami and some great mustard, yummy, but small proportions. Not even a snack, more like samples. Some how the stupid canned wood rat lit herself on fire. One minute she is talking to a rock the next she is holding a ball of fire in her hands and it literally just consumed her entire arm and she goes running out to the horse troth to put it out.

Finally they get their crap together and head out. A few uneventful days of travel and we arrive at some burnt out church. It hasn't been touched in months. Then the bard goes to the surviving alter and does some weird stuff and it slides open. They proceed down, but it sure was a tight fit. I felt like some greased pick climbing through a hole in the wall. We finally get through the first level. They tell me that someone was there and used up the holy water, but they searched for hours and found nothing. So they proceed down to the next level, dash to some far side room with a hole in it with one door beaten down. Then the crystal statues start to approach. Sure enough the elf takes the closed door and I took the opened one. We had a long fight too many detail to get into (damn stupid, non singing, wind bag wood elf), but we finally defeat them, when I notice that a ton more magma statues are coming down the pike being controlled by someone.

Well I will tell you the rest when I have more time to write. Gotten go, got to go, got to go right now.

Bye,

Archi

-M51