Series 1 Episode 7:

Sweeps Week Part 4

Screen Written by Mr. K

 

Opening Scene:

Tristy is walking alone near the cemetery to meet with Mr. K and Dante. Meanwhile at the cemetery Mr. K and Dante are arguing over who was suppose to  meet Tristy so she wouldn’t have to walk alone in cemetery full of vamps. Dante says it is Mr. K’s responsibility and Mr. K is saying Dante was suppose to meet her and bring her along since Hope is out of action for a little while until her wounds heal.

 

Meanwhile back were the real action is going on, Tristy notices that she is not alone in the cemetery. She is being followed by a stranger. Tristy does not recognize him; it’s not Dante for sure. Suddenly the man jumps at her trying to kick her. Tristy attempts to scream but well it’s not her typical performance (Hudson knows how to scream!). Finally after what seems like an eternity she screams! Tristy manages to dodge the kick. The vamp grabs tristy around the waist, and bites her (practically drains her on the spot) and knees her in the back (vamp just doesn’t know how to make the kill, actually the actor was gun shy, didn’t want to kill off Tristy). Amazingly Tristy manages to stay conscious. Tristy finally manages to gain her senses and telekinetically throws the vamp away from her (joker time, critical success. Note: She wasn’t in full control of her powers they seemed to have worked by themselves.) and the vamp is impaled on a tree branch through the heart, dust to dust.

 

Commercial Break

 

Act 1:

Dante gets a call from Randel. Randel tells him about ‘little Dick’ (Drama Point time). He finds out a bunch of stuff (see module in BtVS called Sweeps Week). The team decides to go to the house to check him out. The crew hops into the ‘Scoobby’ mobile and drive away (Dante, Tristy, Glen, Mr. & Mrs. K).

 

Commercial Break

 

Act 2:

They arrive at ‘little Dick’s’ house and are greeted by his intoxicated father. His father rants saying “What? Get off of my land!” He proceeds to reach behind the door as if getting a weapon. He grabs a base ball bat and threatens to beat them with it. Not wanting to cause another scene and get into even more trouble with the police they decide to leave.

 

As they are driving away a man jumps out at them in front of the car dressed in leather armor, Celtic style. Glen miraculously manages to stop the hearse just in time.The man smashes the car’s window with his huge two handed sword. He then proceeds to run Glen through with the sword. Glen falls unconscious. He man jumps on top of the hearse and drives the sword through the roof on the passenger’s side. Narrowly missing Dante (just missed his crouch). Mrs. K opens fire with her ‘big ass guns’ (heavily modified) and nails him 3 times with each gun.

 

The man falls off the roof in front of the car. Dante grabs the wheel and presses the gas pedal. Dante drives right over him and stopping the hearse. He then throws the hearse into reverse and floors the gas pedal again. Dante hits the man again. Finally Dante puts the hearse into drive and runs over the man a third time. Amazingly the man is not dead (drama points, and a regenerative ability). They proceed to drive away not wanting to get into more trouble with the police (yah right!). Tristy notices that the old man is on his phone call the incident in. Dante does an incredible donut and proceeds to drive back.

 

Commercial Break

 

Act 3:

When they get there the man they had run over 4 times is gone. They proceed to get out of the vehicle. Tristy explodes the door off the hinges and knocks the father out and flings the door out of the house. Suddenly the man jumps out from inside the garage. Mrs. K opens fire on him with both guns a blazing. She hits him another 6 times total and knocks him out (still not dead!). She walks up  and fires 3 more shots through the heart, suddenly he pops  and disappears.

 

Meanwhile Mr. K charges into the house and Dante runs into the garage (hmm, nobody is checking on Glen). Dante sees a huge armored cyborg (can you say Robocop) and Dick. Dante manages to slip by the Cyborg and grapples Dick, in the grapple Dick loose the remote and the remote smashes to the ground (Drama Point). Suddenly the Cyborg pops and disappears.

 

Dante looks at the TV and sees Dick in a ‘Price is Right’ type of TV show. Dick is screaming and smashing on the inside of the TV begging to be let out. While the host’s red eyes glare back at Dante he says “Dick, you win!” A swirling pit opens beneath Dick and he is sucked into a hell dimension. The host tells Dante that he is not finished with him yet and the TV explodes. Dante shakes his head and says “They just don’t make them like they use to.”

 

Commercial Break

 

Finale:

Miraculously there is another hearse in the garage and the house TV is on some type of monster Sci-Fi show (Drama Point) when the police arrive and arrest the drunk father for disturbing the peace.

 

Next Week’s Preview:

You see a TV set turn itself on and the show is called Slayers. The host looks you straight in the eyes and his evil red eyes flash and the set turns off. You know you haven’t seen the last of him.