Series 1 Episode 6:
Screen Written by Mr. K
Opening
Scene:
It
begins with Tristy standing in front of the full
length mirror. She is looking at herself, while she is wearing an all black
lace lingerie, and hold a white and red piece in each hand. She flips back and
forth between the outfits and keeps mumbling “Hmm, would Dante like the red,
black, or white outfit?
We cut
to Dante deciding on red boxers, white briefs, or a black combo.
We cut
back to Tristy while performing some type of ritual.
She gathers a small hand full of dust and blows at a group of candles arranged
in a circle around her. Suddenly each candles flickers on. She begins a
chanting “Love is far. Love is near. Hear me my old wise one. Find my love and
let it come”.
Cut
back to Glen as she is standing toe to toe with a demon. They seem to be
sparring. Glen keeps on punching the demon and saying “He loves me. He loves me
not! He loves me. He loves me not!” places a well connected blow on each
phrase.
Cut
back to Dante as he is sharpening his weapons. He picks up the sword and axe
and says “Hmm, axe or sword, axe or sword”.
Finally
we see Tristy wearing the red piece and holding a
rose and smiling as the scene fades to black.
Act
1:
We
begin the scene right after last week’s episode. Gabby runs up into the sun lit
and jump kicks Hope in the back. Hope is knocked down. Derek attempts to kick
three vamps, miss, miss, and miss (sucks to be him). Dante does an acrobatic
flip through the broken door (from Glen’s motorcycle smashing through it) and
throws a spinning knife at three vamps. He hits one, but he misses the others.
Dante says “Hmm, need to work on that one”.
Glen
runs over to one of the other bikes and starts it up. Tristy
using her telekinesis manages to warp the entire thirty by twenty foot door,
but the doors stays on its hinges. One
attacks Derek and Hope is being attacked by four of the vamps who just came
from the other end of the building. Unfortunately our valiant heroes go down
for the count. Glen runs over the two with the bike.
Finally
Tristy smashes the door right off of its hinges. The
door falls on everyone, but miraculously misses Dante. Everyone but Dante is
trapped under the falling debris. Two of the vamps are dusted (over kill). Glen
manages to get out from under the door, but is grabbed by two vamps right off
the cycle. They throw her to the ground. The vamps begin feeding on Glen while
the cycle smashes against the wall. We see Gabby running past Glen snickering;
she disappears into the office area.
Act
2:
Meanwhile
on the roof Tristy while hanging upside down sees
Glen in trouble and moves over to the other side to get a better view. She uses
her magic and attempts to blow through the window to put some light on the
subject. The magic worked, but not the way she was expecting. The paint peels
off the window trim and transform into butterflies. Shocked and startled by the
transformation Tristy looses her balance and falls of
the roof into a dumpster full of empty
Dante
attempts to back stab one of the vamps, but misses. He was just doing too much
in one turn. Both of the vamps attack Dante and grab his legs, but one misses
the bite. The vampire starts to hum “Mm, mm, good. Dante’s blood is mm, mm,
good!”
Act
3:
We see
the door by the office suddenly explode off of its hinges. Mr. & Mrs. K
both enter the factory. Mrs. K shoots two vamps and dusts both of them with
hand crossbows. Mr. K however misses badly. Mr. K says “Whoops! Well I’m going
to have to work on that.” Dante rushes outside and proceeds to haul Tristy out of the dumpster. Dante grabs Tristy’s
butt with more than necessary force. You could say “More than a hand full.”
They decide to rush to Deigo’s house, because the
vamps were not the ones attempting to kill the boys. It must be somebody else
(Now if they would only do a bit of investigation!).
Finale:
They
arrive at Diego’s house. Glen knocks on the door. Diego psychotically says “Go
away!” Unfortunately Glen does not hear the trigger being pulled on the gun
(botches the roll). Dara pops out of the screen. Tristy has a vision of Xena
popping out of a TV to attack her fans. Mr. K jumps out of the car while Mrs. K
open up with both of her trade mark guns. She hits her fourteen times (critical
success) and Dara is knocked out. While she’s out Mr.
K jumps through the window and snaps her neck.
The
cops pull up and attempt to arrest Mrs. K. She agrees and when they search her
for identification, she pulls out her diplomatic immunity ID. More cops arrive,
after a hours of negotiation they are all let go. Needless to say it did not go
over well with Pleasantville’s Police Department.
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