"Gnomy the Peach"
Far in the meadow
Beyond the sun's reach,
Grows an evil little thing
Called Gnomy the Peach.

The bad, sad thing
Brings sorrow to those
Who take out its core
And peel off its nose.

Deep, deep inside
Lie little worms still.
Waiting for someone to eat them,
With their poop they will kill.

Then one fine day,
Though with him it was bad,
Came along innocent Smita
Who ate it and became sad.

Through her veins,
The poison ran through
Making her quite silly
After eating this brew.

She cried out insanity,
Laughed at nothing at all
Her mind became nothing,
Just a big mushy ball.

So kids, to this day,
Remember this peach,
Check out your fruits,
So this evil will you not reach.
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