Lord of the Rings Song Parodies

               Lord of the Rings Rhapsody - tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody"

                  Frodo:
                  Is this the real life
                  Or is it just a dream?
                  My uncle left me
                  Now I’m all alone, so it seems
                  Open my eyes
                  What’s that on the floor by me?
                  Ooh, it’s a gold ring!
                  I wonder what this means

                 Gandalf:
                 Frodo, you’ve got to know, got to see
                 This small ring sets evil free
                 Don’t waste time drinking tea
                 This ring really should be destroyed
                 Destroyed

                 Samwise, you go along
                 Please don’t let this hobbit die

                 Sam:
                 Worry not, for I will try

                 Frodo and Sam:
                 Now we’re
                 Walking through a field
                 But now Pippin and Merry knocked us down

                 Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry:
                 Falling, oo-ooh

                 Pippin:
                 I almost fell in poo

                 Frodo:
                 I think there might be something up ahead
                Off the road, off the road

                Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry:
                Being followed by a ringwraith

                Gatekeeper:
                Hobbits!

                Frodo:
                Please let us in

                Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry:
                Prancing Pony, here we come

                Pippin:
                That’s a pint?! I’m getting one!

                Aragorn:
                I know, little Frodo
                You’ve got a ring

                Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry and Aragorn:
                Gotta leave this place and go to Rivendell

                Sam:
                Frodo, oo-ooh
                I hope you don’t die

                Arwen:
                I will take you to my father Elrond

               Elrond:
               Let’s have a council to begin a fellowship

               Council, not Frodo:
               Where’s the ring? Where’s the ring?
               Who will take it to Mordor?

               Frodo:
               I am very frightened
               But you can rely on me

               Aragorn:
               You have my sword

               Legolas:
               You have my bow

               Gimli:
               You have my axe

               Fellowship:
               Come on, let’s go

               Elrond:
               Fellowship, good luck to you

               Fellowship:
               We have to go-o-o-o-o

               Frodo:
               I’m just a hobbit
               Home I desire

               Fellowship, not Frodo:
               He’s just a hobbit
               He is from the Shire
               Frodo, save us
               From Sauron’s eternal fire

               Fellowship:
               Mountain’s cold
               Caves are old

               Gollum:
               Gollum wants his gold

               Fellowship, not Gandalf:
               Say, Gandalf, oh!
               Oh, which way should we go?

               Gandalf:
               Here we go!

               Fellowship, not Gandalf:
               Oh, Gandalf!
               You’re beaten by a foe!

               Gandalf:
               Better go!

               Frodo:
               No, Gandalf

               Sam:
               Oh, how were we to know?

               Aragorn:
               Didn’t know!

               Legolas:
               No, we did not know!

               Pippin and Merry:
               No, no, no!

               Gimli:
               Oh, we didn’t know!

               Aragorn:
               Let him go-o-o-o!

               Frodo:
               No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

               Aragorn:
               We have to go
               We have to go
               No time for crying, don’t you know

               Fellowship:
               Lothlorien is a haven in the woods
               For us, for us, for us!

               Galadriel:
               Will you look in the mirror that shows many things?
               It shows you what will come if Sauron gets that ring!
               Oh, Frodo!
               You must not fail us, Frodo!

               Frodo:
               I’ll do my best
               Just wait til the end of this quest

               Aragorn:
               Boromir is dead now

               Legolas:
               Soon you will be king

               Frodo:
               Sam, let’s go to Mordor

               Frodo and Sam:
               It’s time to destroy this evil ring

               Fellowship:
               Fellowship is broken