Harry Potter Song Parodies

            The Hogwarts Love Triangle - tune of "Sweet Home Alabama"

               Ron:
               Harry, you are my best friend
               We’ve been pals so very long
               But there’s something I must tell you
               And I thought I’d say it with a song

               Well, there’s this girl at Hogwarts
               And I think she’s kind of cute
               So if you say that you like her
               Well then I don’t give a hoot

               ‘Cause I’m in love with Hermione
               And I think she likes me too
               She’s the swellest girl at Hogwarts
               I know my love for her is true

              Harry:
              Ron, I don’t think there’s a problem
              ‘Cause Cho Chang is the girl for me
              Maybe we could even double date
              Me, Cho, you, and Hermione

              I’m in love with Cho Chang
              And I think she likes me too
              She’s the swellest girl at Hogwarts
              I know my love for her is true

              Hermione:
              Ron, I know that you love me
              So try not to be bummed
              But there’s another guy who loves me
              And his name is Viktor Krum

              I’m in love with Viktor
              And I know he loves me too
              He’s the swellest guy at Durmstrang
              I know my love for him is true

             Ginny:
             I’m in love with you, Harry
             And I wish you loved me too
             You’re the swellest guy at Hogwarts
             I know my love for you is true