OOOooo, I get weird ideas after midnight, no da.
This one came about because my friend kept saying "need" while we were talking
about Tasuki, Chichiri, and Kouji over the phone. I thought it was a good
idea, so here it is with a smmall extension and a bit of a brain teaser to those
who
A) Don't know too much Japanese or
B) Don;t own a Japanese dictionary and notice things.
Hmm, maybe I could extend this into a re-write of Monty Python and the Holy
Grail...
I need to finish "Fushigi Akugi first, though...
Chichiri was making his way to Mt. Reikaku, eager to
meet Tasuki's friend Kouji as well as the other bandits. He was half-way
there when several men appeared before him.
"A-ano,
who are you, no da?" he asked.
"We're da bandits
who say need," their leader. a blue-haired teen with a scar on his cheek said.
"Need! Need!" the other bandits chimed.
"Well, I was going to Mt. Reikaku to-"
Well, I can't let cha pass unless ya give us what
we need," the teen informed with a grin.
"Need!
Need!"
"Well...alright, what do you need, no
da?" Chichiri had already guessed by the teen's appearence that he was
Kouji and that they were some of the bandits from the mountain, so he decided to
play along.
"We need...all of yer valuables!"
"And your shirt!" another bandit called.
"Need! Need!"
"And yer
shirt," Kouji added.
Chichiri shrugged and set his
kesa, kasa, staff, prayer beads, and shirt on the ground.
Kouji's eyes raked over the man's body approvingly
and decided 'yep, this guy is fuckable.' He noted that he was wearing a
mask and smirked.
"We also need...yer mask."
"Need!"
"Alright,"
Chichiri purred seductively and he pulled the false face off and casually tossed
it on the pile. Tasuki had warned him about 'bandit; tendancies, but he
was having fun messing with their sex-drives.
Kouji's grin widened. Yep, he really liked this guy. And since he
seemed to be a monk...
"An' now we need...yer
virginity!"
"Need! Need!"
"My virginity?" Chichiri asked in mock
horror. "Gomen, demo, I can't, no da."
"Well,
ya can't pass unless ya give us what we need," Kouji sing-songed.
"Need! Need!"
"Oh, but
you don't understand, no da. I *can't* give you my virginity because
Tasuki took it, na no da," the mage said innocently.
"Tas'ki?" Kouji asked, his jade eyes widening
slightly, the smile disappearing from his face.
"Need?"
"Oi, Chiri!" the bandit in question called
from behind the monk. "I told ya ta wait a minute!" the grinned, baring
fangs. He could already guess what was going on seeing that his lover was
wearing only his pants and shoes. "What's up, Kouji?"
"Genrou?!" Kouji cried.
"NEED!" the other bandits cried, scattering.
"Yeah...this here's Chichiri, da one I told ya
'bout in my letter..Is there something wrong? Kouji?"
Kouji had
fallen to the ground in a dead faint.
"Kouji's ok,
no da," Chichiri reassured his lover. "He's just suffering from want, na
no da."
Kouji screamed, covering his ears.
"Don;t say dat word!"
"What word, 'just', no da?"
"Nah, Chiri, it's just that bandit's don't like
*that* word when they're in 'need' mode," Tasuki snickered.
"I think Kouji-kun 'needs' some sake," the monk
winked at the bandit.
"Sake!" Kouji perked
up. "Sake good!"
******Later******
"I thought we were havin' sake," Kouji pouted.
"We are, no da. Now eat up before it get's
cold, na no da!" Chichiri smiled, setting a plate of sake, rice, and chicken
before the bandit.
"Demo...demo..." Kouji stammered
and then started to cry until Tasuki came in holding a bottle of sake.
"SAKE!" Kouji chimed, glomping Tasuki's waist.
*****Five bottles of sake and a half hour later...******
"So...that was a three-some, no da?" Chichiri panted
softly, regaining his breath.
"Yep, aka-chan.
Ya like it?" Tasuki asked, hugging him tighter.
Chichiri snuggled down between Tasuki and Kouji and sighed softly.
"I...think I could get to like this, no da."
~~~OWARI~~~
Now, every take out your Japanese/English
dictionaries and see what Chichiri made for dinner, no da ^_~*
"Need!"
*sigh* ::gives
Tasuki a bottle of sake::
