| UnAnSwErEd QuEsTiOnS!�!�! |
| **When bad germs are killed by heat, where do they go? They can't go to Heaven because they are bad, and they can't go to Hell because they would die again. **If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't' they do it best if they didn't torture themselves? And if so, aren't we all masochists? **If the only thing that survives a plane crash is the black box, why don't they make the whole plane of the black box? **If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they stick it to the pan? **If you get wrapping paper for a present, How do you know when to stop unwrapping? **If a book about failure does not sell, is it a success? **If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? **If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? **What year did Jesus think it was? **How can someone draw a blank? **Why does humming stop when we plug our nose? **How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured ut it was a good idea to put wheels in luggage? **If we found life in another plantet, what would happen to the "Miss Universe" pageant? **Have you ever imagined how the other side of your belly button looks like? **How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow road sign? **What Happens if you get scared half to death Twice? **If we're not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? **How come bullets that work are fired, while bullets that don't work aren't fired? **If london bridge is standing, why is there a song about it falling down? **If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing? **If I raise the volume of my radio, does it use more electricity? **If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, is it still a car accident? **What is the parking situation like at the special olympics? **Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's afraid of a hang-over? **Why do they put Canadian bacon in Hawaiian pizza? **If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossesed? **If your glove is too big, does it still fit like a glove? **What are those little things at the end of your shoelaces called? **Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? **If you stick stickers on non stick pans, would they stick on? **Why don't ducks duck when we shoot at them? **Can angels eat devil's food cake? **If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? **Why is there not a channel one on tv? **Why are there dents on a golf ball? **What would happen if you put a humedifier and a dehumedifier in the same room? **If you built a time machine with new parts and went to the past, would they dissapear because they didn't exist yet? |
| **How do the Skittle conpany people know what a rainbow tastes like? **If a turtle has no shell is it home less or naked? **What's the speed of dark? **If a sincronized swimmer drowns do the rest die too? **Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? **Why is it that night falls, but day breaks? **If a criminal turns himself in, shouldn't he get the rewaard money? **What do sheep count when they can't sleep? **What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane? **How can something be "New & Improved"? If it's new what is it improving on? **Why do tHey put Braille on drive-throug bank machines? **If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends? **If Rabbit's feet are lucky, what happened to the Rabbit? **If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from Morons? **How can you be ALONE with someone? **Why do people say they slept like a baby, when babies wake up like every 2 hours? **Why are they 7 oceans if they are all conected? **Are children that talk with sign lenguage alowed to talk with theur mouths full? **If your clone kills you, is this suicide? **Can a blind man see his future? **If we had a woman president(highly encouraged :D) would her husband be the first man? **Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? **When lightning strike the ocean, why don't all the fish die? **If the weather man says there is a 50% chance of rain, does it mean thet he has no idea whether it will rain or not? **Why do people pay moeny to go up high buildings, and then put money in binoculars to see the ground? **Is it possible for narcoleptic to have insomnia? **Since the US says United we stand, does it offend legless people? **Why isn't there a Q and a Z in the phone? **Why is it that when fish die in water the float to the top, but when a human dies in the water it sinks to the bottom? **If money is the root of all evil why do churches ask for it? **If you could walk through the walls, wouldn't you fall through the floor? **How come when you go in the front door of the church you are at the backdoor of the church, and when you enter through the back door you are at the front? **If your name is Will and you are in the army, do you get worried when they say "fire at will"? **Is bad a bad word? **Why does the label for children's tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery if it is for CHILDREN?? **Why do they call front seat shotgun? **Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? **Why do black olives come in cans and green oives come in jars? **What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? |