| I like life-- it is something to do. |
| + Quotes |
| Dying is a very dull, dready affair, and I recomend you to have nothing whatsoever to do with it. -William Somerset Maugham |
| Every time I try to describe a perfectly stable person I am appealed by the dullness of that person. -J.D.Griffin |
| Everybody is as bad as God made him, and oftentimes a great deal worst. -Miguel de Cervantes |
| Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. |
| For NASA, space is still a high priority. -Dan Quayle(can you belive hosw stoopid this guy is??) |
| He is one of the persons that would be greatly improved by death. -H.H.Murno |
| I don't do drugs. My dreams are frightening enough. -M.C.Escher |
| I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bit |
| I am tired of all that nonsense of beauty bein |
| If at first y |
| It is absurd to divide people in good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. -Oscar Wilde |
| Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -Aldous Huxley |
| My life has a superb cast, but I cant figure out the plot. -Ashleight Brilliant |
| Never judge a book by it's movie. -J.W.Eagan |
| No excelent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness. -Aristotle |
| Give blood--play hockey. |
| My drinking team has a soccer problem. |
| Follow your dream-- unless it is the one where you are at school in your underwear during a fire drill. |
| Usually I try to take it one day at a time, but lately several have been attacking me at once. |
| Quitters never win. Winners never quit, and those who don't quit AND don't win are idiots. |
| The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up. |
| A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five! |
| Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. |
| I won't insult yor inteligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said. -William Buckely, Jr. |
| Remember there is no I in "team"(but there is a M and an E) |
| You can name your own salary here. I like to call mine Fred. |
| Sorry I am late. I'll leave early to make up for it. |
| Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? |
| A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. |
| Chaos, panic, pandemonium- my work here is done. |
| Nobody notices what i do until i don't do it. |
| You know the motto: forgive and uh... that other thing. |
| Remember you are unique... just like everybody else. |
| People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it is safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. |
| Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. |
| It's a control freak thing. I won't *let* you understand |
| In the begining, there was nothing. And god said "Let there be light." And there was still nohing, but you could see it. |
| He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless still dead. |
| Eloquence is logic on fire |
| Cofee is my only *REAL* friend. |
| The Only Problem with mornings is that they happen too early in the day. |
| Everything you say will be disorted and remixed and used against you. |
| No life can escape being blown about by the winds of change and chance. -Carlos Villalobos |
| Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. |
| The enemy of my enemy is my fiernd. |
| Don't fall before you're pushed. |
| A celebrity is a person that works hard all his life to become well known. Then, wears sunglasses to avoid being recognized. -Fred Allen |
| Los seres humanos matamos el tiempo, pero al hacerlo ignoramos que es el quien nos enterrara a final de cuentas. -Carlos Villalobos |
| A little bit of pain never hurt anyone. |
| Inteligence is like a river; the deeper it is, the less noise it makes. |
| The most beautiful sunsets are mady by cloudy skies. |
| A man that lives in a glass house should change in the basement. |
| A clear consience is usually the sign of bad memory |
| The word listen contains the same letters as silent. |
| A closed mouth gathers no feet. |
| Be careful of your thoughts. They may become words in any moment. |
| An agreeable person is someone that agrees with you. |
| Change is inevitable, except for vending machines. |
| Sometimes it is easier to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission. |
| The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten |
| Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. |
| Inteligence is like underwear, everyone should have it, but not show it off. -Gene Petret |
| It's nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice. |
| Deafeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. |
| Early to rise, and early to bed, makes the man heathy, but sociually dead. |
| Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among stars. |
| Always try to be the best, but don't ever think you are the best. |
| If you have much, give your wealth. If you have little, give your heart. |
| Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. |
| A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. |
| When you fall of the horse, don't get back on, because the horse probably doesn't like you. |
| Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. |
| If you always do whay you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten. |
| Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. |
| Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. |
| Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and good with Ketchup. |
| Never test the depth of the water with both feet. |
| Best things in life aren't things. |
| The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. |
| It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. |
| Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. |
| A true friend walks in when the world walks out. |
| A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. |
| Friends are the chocolate chip in the cookie of life. |
| Common sense is very uncommon. |
| A pat in the back is only a few inches from a kick in the ass. |
| .sdrawkcab dootsrednu tub sdrawrof devil si efiL |
| When picking between two evils, try the one you never tried before. |
| If the facts don't fit your theory, change the facts. -Albert Einstein |
| Only dead fish go with the flow. |
| I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still belive that people are really good at heart. -Anne Frank |
| When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. -Gracie Allen |
| The trouble with work is that it interferes with life. -Peter Mckill |
| Oh well. She's dead. Let's move on, shall we? -Willy Wonka |
| God is dead. -Nietzsche |
| Nietzsche is dead. -God |
| I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then, I say it is in a jar on my desk. -Stephen King |
| Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. -Albert Einstein |
| I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. -Britney Spears |
| To err is human.... but it feels divine!! -Mae West |
| When this sign is underwater, the road is unpassable. -A road sign in a Tennesse Highway. |
| You really CAN have everything, just not at the same time. -Mindy "Mork and Mindy" |
| Pain and suffering are inevitable, misery is optional. |
| I mean he was really cute and all, but he was only 2 in, taller than me, and my etire shoe collection is based for guys at least 3 in. taller than me. -Quinn, "Daria" |
| Living on Earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the Sun. |
| When you love someone, don't draw a heart around his name, draw a circle. Hearts break, but circles go on forever. |
| Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift; that is why it is called the present. |
| If raindrops were kisses I'd send you a storm. |
| You can meet friends everywhere, but you can't meet enemies everywhere. Those you make. |
| Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. |
| We could learn a lot of crayons:Some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names and all are different colors... but they all have to learn to live in the same box. |
| A friend is the person who knows the song of your heart and sings it back when you have forgotten the words. |
| Some mistakes are way too much fun to make only once. |
| I know you little, I love you lots, My love for you could fill 10 pots 15 buckets 16 cans 3 teacups and 4 dishpans |
| Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others can't keep it from themselves. |
| Even fools know you can't reach out and touch the stars, but that hasn't stipped wise men from trying. |
| Everything is okay in the end, if it's not, it's not the end. |
| There's nothing better than a frind, unless it is a friend with chocolate. -Charles Dickens |