Liz (voiceover): Lately, I've been having these feelings. Like I'm changing inside. And part of me doesn't wanna change. Part of me wants to be my mom's little girl. And the thing is: these feelings are strong, dangerous, undeniable. It's like I have no choice. It's like chemical.
Liz (to Max): No, you know, I always knock over strawberries this time of day. Always.
Liz: What are you doing here, Max?
Max: Well, I have orders from my planet to take over the Earth.
Liz: This was different
Maria: Different how?
Liz: Um..like beyond
Maria: Wait
Liz: What?
Maria: You guys didn't go..beyond?
Liz: No, no, no
Maria: Gonna say, you were only out for 5 minutes
Liz: I know. Listen, if..when..when I actually do it, it is not gonna be between a plate of kealbasa and a deep fryer
Max: Did anything like that ever happened to Maria when you two
were...
Michael: No, Maxwell, let me assure you, you have not experienced
anything I've not experienced many times or caused to be
experienced
Max: Then how can you call yourself my friend?
Michael: What?
Max: A friend wouldn't have kept something like this to himself
Alex: In the interest of science, kissing being purported to provoke these certain insights, you know...I wanted to offer myself as a human subject available for experimentation
Isabel: It's not gonna happen, Alex
Michael: Yeah, well, I could act like a person, but then I'd have to fake it
Michael: Go for it, Maxwell. For the good of all mankind. You
lucky, undeserving dog
Max: Michael, it's not what this is about for me
Michael: Don't make me beg you to do what you and Liz obviously
wanna do anyways. I really don't see a problem with this
Michael: Listen, Maxwell. You are a sensitive guy and you have available to you one of the top 3 seduction lines in history with "it's gonna help me find my home planet". And you're refusing to use it. No guy is that sensitive. Use it
Michael: All right, we're leaving now. [to Max] But I got some
Chaka Khan cued up in the CD player
Isabel: We're leaving. Bye
Liz (to Max): So, you told them, huh
Max: Yeah
Liz: And now everyone just sort of cheering you on like at a football game
Isabel: Ok
Alex: Ok, what?
Isabel: Ok, kiss me
Alex: K-kiss you?
Isabel: My brother is missing. I need to find him. Maybe we can
generate some information.
Alex: Right
Isabel: Maybe I'll get a flash of their location or something, so...go ahead.
Alex: yea...yes, maam, uhm...[they kiss]
Isabel: Nothing.
Alex: Oh
Isabel: Nothing relevant to the current crisis
Alex: Sorry
Isabel: Ok [starts to leave]
Alex: You know, I'm a..available for further experiments. You
know, when...whenever
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