Liz (in journal): This heat wave just made everyone crazy. Heat expands, melts things, makes things boil, sets things on fire and seeing the effect of this heat all around me just pointed out in this really blatant way how my life wasn't expanding. That I was stuck.
Maria (to Liz): We were just sucking face.
Max: We agreed to discuss before we act on any �you
know�urges.
Michael: Well, I hate to tell you this, Max, but when I have
these�urges, you're not exactly the first person I think about.
Michael: It feels so wrong, but it feels so good.
Amy (Maria's Mom): Why did you pick on me?
Sheriff: 'Cause you were cute.
(They almost kiss. Liz's teacher comes in)
Teacher: Hey, Liz, how you're doing on the mating ritual?
Liz: I was doing just fine.
Liz (to Max before the 2nd try to kiss): Let's hope nothing explodes
Alex: Where are they from?
(Liz points up)
Alex: What? Like, Wyoming?
(Liz points higher up)
Alex: Oh...ok, fine. Canada. They're Canucks. So what, you're saying the FBI is all over
them because they're like...illegal aliens?
Liz: Yeah, sort of. Listen, Alex...they're from somewhere else.
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