Alien "expert" (to Michael): I've concluded, Mr. Guerin, that yes, these aliens do exist. Yes, they're among us today. Yes, they're brutal, dangerous killers and must be stoped at any cost.
Isabel (about the UFO center): This place is psychologically damaging.
Max: Save me, save me, I'm a human traped in an alien's bodyP>
Tourist (to Liz): I am Zinaplox from the planet Zedagon. I come to destroy humanity and return to my home planet.
Liz: Well, then it's really great that you're starting out with a nice hearty breakfast
Max: Michael, I've gotta talk to you about something. Personal
Michael: Nothing's too personal
Max: How do you do it with Maria?
Michael: Too personal
Max: No, I mean...How did you stop? I can't stop thinking about
Liz. Every time I see her she just starts going into a slow motion
Michael: Maxwell, you've gotta be strong. You can't let yourself be led around by your...(looks at the lower part of Max's body where there's a glowing green circle)...your energy source
(Max sees Liz and she's in slow motion)
Michael: Mud.
Max: What?
Michael: When you're with her think about mud. It helped me.
(Max is watching Liz talking in slow motion)
Max: Mud.
Liz: What?
Max: Pie. Mud pie. For the lunch the Crashdown is catering
tomorrow. I was thinking about mud pie
Isabel: You've gotta stop following me, Alex
Alex: I'm not following you, are you kidding me. I just happened to be here. The whole town is here.
Maria: Oh, good, you found Isabel. (to Isabel) He was looking for
you
Isabel: I really like you, Alex
Alex: Thank you, Isabel
Isabel: But this has to stop
Alex: It does, yeah...what?
Isabel: This obesssion. I..I mean, I wanna be your friend, but every time I turn around, you're there. And it's suffocating me
Alex: Let me guys ask you a question. As women, do you find that
all men are obsessive?
(all together)
Liz:Absolutely
Amy:Yes
Maria: No question.
Amy: They find something...
Maria: Usually something completely inane and useless
Liz: Oh, like football or [together] UFOs.
Amy: And then they just don't let it go
Jennifer: Untill it consumes every waiking minute of their day.
Sorry, couldn't help but deeply relate
Liz: Yeah, but then they use it as an excuse
Amy: Oh, whenever it's convinient for them...
Maria: To just completely ignore you
Amy: And it's so clear why they're doing that
Liz: Oh, yeah, it's an avoidance thing
Jennifer: They hide behind their obsession
Amy: Because what they really are is afraid
Maria: Deathly afraid
Jennifer: Right
Liz (putting a glass with soda before Alex): Of commitment
Alex: Ok, I got it. Chrystal clear. But what if it's a guy who's
obsession is a woman?
[together]
Amy: Oh, yeah, right
Liz: Yeah, dream on
[Maria kisses Michael]
Michael: Mud
Maria: What?
Michael: Mud. I'm thinking about mud
Maria: Why do I even try?
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