Maria: You're avoiding me.
Michael: I'm not avoiding you.
Maria: Oh, the classic signs, Michael: not looking into the eyes, lying
about motives.
Michael: You know what? Fine. If it's gonna shut you up, I am
avoiding you. Watch me continue that thought, allright?
Liz: Alex, I need you to do me a huge favor.
Alex: Of course, anything.
Liz: I need your blood.
Michael (to Max): I heard you saved Mr.Ed.
Michael (to Maria): Now, stay, watch, and shut up.
Maria: This is the second time you dragged me into some cheap
motel.
Michael: Yeah, well, don't spread it around. You'll ruin my
reputation.
Michael: Stick a fork in us, Maxwell, we're done.
Max: You saved my life.
Alex: Yeah, well, you screwed up mine.
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