Maria(when Micael and Max come in): Well, if it isn't prince charming and Quasimodo
Maria: What are you doing?
Liz: Max likes cherry cola. What does Michael like?
Maria: cherry cola with arsenic?
Liz (putting cola on the table): Cherry cola on the house
Maria(to Michael): Yours is a dollar 25
Michel (to Max): I guess it's not confusing any more, is it (whether
they broke up or not)
Alex: Well, I've got two theories. One is that, uh...you and Liz have
been brainwashed by a drug cult.
Maria: Yeah?
Alex: And the other is that I'm trapped inside some extremely long,
extremely weird nightmare.
Maria: Yeah, well, the first few days were pretty tough on me too,
but trust me, they will not hurt you, I mean, physically.
Alex: What actually makes you believe in all of this?
Maria: Well, I guess when Liz was shot and Max disolved the bulett
into nothingness and then repaired the damages inside of her that
would otherwise left her dead. I guess that kinda changed my
thinking
Maria (to Alex): One piece of advise, ok. Don't get involved with them. I mean, look at me and Michael. Granted, the passion...was outrageous. But in the end they are...they're pretty heartless.
Mrs. Evans: Max, honey, Liz is here
Michael and Isabelle look at Max
Max: We're just...going out
Michael: You're going out
Isabelle: What, like on a date?
Max: No, not at all. We both kinda felt like chinese food. It's no big
deal
Isabelle: Why are you changing your shirt?
Alex: Why would you be sent down here to begin with? What
purpose could you possibly have?
Isabelle: To wipe out the world, one annoying teenager at a time
Isabelle: We're just as human as you are, Alex, only we can manipulate the mollecular structure of things
Maria (about kissing Michael): It was...explosive
Liz (about kissing Max): Yeah, uh...that's a very good word for it
Maria: It was like every cell in my body felt the same cell in his and
started heating up.
Liz: And I got really dizzy. Did you get dizzy?
Maria: I get dizzy just thinking about it
Liz: Ok, you know, like all of the time I spent with Kyle...I didn't
have any of those feelings like I do when I'm with Max. What about
you?
Maria: Doug Sohn in eighth greade
Liz: Yeah
Maria: Amateur. Michael is the real thing
Liz: Ok, now here is the big question. Do you think that we feel like
this just because of the fact that they are like...
Maria: Oh, their non-human status
Liz: Right
Maria: What if they, like, ruined for us with anyone else?
Liz: Yeah
Maria: Leave it to Michael to just wreak havoc on the rest of my
life, even though he wants no part of it
Liz: Maria, he'll change his mind
Maria: I don't think so. Besides, I've come to the conclusion that it
could never happen. I mean, human/allien relationships are bound to
be disasters. Just don't think that you can enter into something with
Max and expect not to get hurt in the end of it. I mean, me? I'm
teflon, babe.
Michael starts acting like a total loser, I just walk away. But you and
Max, uh...you've got that whole ...look-into-my-eyes soulmate thing
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