Isabelle (to Michael): Can we get back to the part where you got arrested?
Isabelle: The perfect Liz Parker's lying to her mother?
Liz: Yeah, well, at least she knows what species I am.
Maria: I told you not to drive over 80. The engine won't take it.
Michael: Maybe it's just tired of hearing you talk.
Maria: Come on. Wiggle your nose, blink your eyes, do the Samantha-Jeannie alien thing. Come on.
Maria (about the motel room): It's like a porno version of Alladin.
Maria: What other human urges you feel?
Michael (gets really close to her face): Not if you were the last
woman on Earth.
Michael (about the bed): I don't suppose we could share?
Maria: Not if you were the last allien on Earth.
Michael (to Maria): Come on, honey, we don't have to lie.
ISABEL: I believe you. The day Michael calls anybody honey, it's all over.
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