They quietly sneak upstairs and sit down in the back row. He really doesn�t understand what the guy up front is talking about. I mean like who the hell is Moses? Was he tripping out on acid or what when he started talking to this burning bush? Than the guy started listing out these things called �The Ten Commandments�. That�s when Billy Joe Bob�s problems began.
�These are The Ten Commandments. Live by these ten simple rules and you will not end up in... HELL.� boomed the pastor. �Commandment number one! You shall not commit adultry.�
�Dang! Lisa.�
�Commandment number two! You shall not murder.�
�Oh man... Johnny.�
�Commandment number three! You shall not steal.�
Billy takes a quick, guilty glance at his Timex.
�Commandment number four! You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not leave him unpunished who takes His name in vain.�
�Ahhhhhhh! Jesus Christ! What do they expect from us! I can�t take this anymore! I�m not good enough for your standards! I can�t be saved!� Billy runs down the aisle pulling out chunks of his hair and up to the balcony. He hops onto the ledge, let�s out one final yell and jumps.
Monday morning. Mary gets up and continues on with her usual routine. Taking a walk through downtown with her Bible. As she turns the same corner, there�s another poor unfortunate soul. Just waiting to be saved.