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| One day Danical! was walking through the park with flowers in his hair and puffing on his Magical Bong and enjoying the wonderful parkyness of the park. Meanwhile, at Brooklyn and Rhiannon�s house, they hear a familiar tune. That familiar tune of Snoop Dogs GIN AND JUICE! Right at that moment they know what�s coming for them... THE SCAMPERING FETUSES OF SCAMPERINGNESS! The fetuses spot the light that Brooklyn and Rhiannon had turned on in hopes of frightening the Scampering Fetuses away. When they reach Brooklyn and Rhiannon�s house, they stop bobbing their heads to the beat and hop out of their shiny black convertible. They all throw their hands in the air. One cries out: �West side!� Another shouts out: �East side!� And with that they all scamper on up to the steps and ring the doorbell. Rhiannon and Brooklyn come prepared. Brooklyn armed with a belt to beat them with, and Rhiannon with a phone to call the Magical Protectors from the Evil. They cautiously open the door and right away the fetuses try to jump up and attack them. However, Brooklyn holds up her hand up and says: �Await little Fetuses! We know of a better place!�. With that, she whispers into all of the Fetuses ears the story of Magical Danical! So the Fetuses decide to attack Danical! instead. While Brooklyn and Rhiannon see them off, they are laughing inside their brains for they know that Danical! has the one power to destroy the Scampering Fetuses. Danical! is in the park and the Fetuses are approaching in their shiny vehicle. As soon as they spot Danical! They stop, jump out, all throw their hands in the air and one shouts: �West side!� Another: �East side!�, and continue scampering along. Danical looks over and sees the Fetuses scampering towards him. However, because his Magical Spontaneous Glasses of Sponension are broken, he believes they are friendly little Gnomes coming to greet him. When it becomes too late, he realizes the true forms of the scampering figures... The Scampering Fetuses! In desperation, he attempts to run away, but yet again, the tipiness of the tipi immobilizes him. So he falls down. Than, a spontaneous idea appears in his brain! Perhaps he can hide in his tipi! So he squats down and pops his head inside the tipi. When the Fetuses arrive, he realizes he�s left his most prized possession outside! Left to the mercy of the Scampering Fetuses. With this, realization, he let�s out a horrid girlish bloodcurdling scream of horror and begins to quiver uncontrollably with fright within his tipi. In the meantime, the Scampering Fetuses are trying to climb his shiny tipi dress, but due to the shiny slipperiness they kept falling down and hurting their partially developed Fetus bums. After numerous failed attempts, they notice the prized possession: The Magical Bong. They are tempted by it�s Magicness and decide to try it out. However, due to the contrast between the pure goodness of the Magical Herb and the pure evilness of the Scampering Fetuses, they shrivel up and die into a form that somewhat resembles and Herb. So as an extension of forgiveness for Brooklyn and Rhiannon�s sending the Fetuses after him, Danical! invites Brooklyn and Rhiannon to and Enlightenment Session using the shriveled up Fetuses. The strange thing however, is the smoky haze from the Fetuses resembles a ghost... a scary Scampering Fetus Ghost. Is this to be the last of the encounters with the Scampering Fetuses? One can only hope. |
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| Stay tuned for the next adventure of Danical! where he turns into a computer! | |||||