I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. ~Anonymous
Don't steal. The government hates competition. ~Anonymous
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. ~Indira Gandhi
God must love stupid people�he made so many. ~Anonymous
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it. ~Homer Simpson
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. ~Anonymous
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. ~William James
Optimist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
~Anonymous
Consistency isn't always good. Especially if you're consistently wrong. ~Anonymous
My mind not only wanders: sometimes it leaves completely. ~Anonymous
Safe sex is in the palm of your hand. ~Anonymous
Heart attacks. God's revenge for eating his animal friends. ~Anonymous
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? ~Anonymous
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think. ~Anonymous
A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey. ~Anonymous