if not, than this is what you wish to do
step outside
and go for a walk
but don�t let out a squawk
look high and low
upon the floors
and upon the doors
look upon the trees
even get down on your knees
and if you see some little men
with little hats
don�t feed them to your cat
pluck them from their current resting place
it doesn�t matter if they have a face
take them to your room
do not feel you must zoom
it won�t hurt their feelings
when you ingest these sacred beings
and let those purple monkeys come
Have you made love to Jesus today?