Found it alright for kicks
But then you found out
It's a habit that sticks
And you're an orgam addict
You're an orgams addict
Sneakin' in the back door
With dirty magazines
And your mother wants to know
What are those stains on your jeans
You're an orgam addict
You're an orgam addict
You get in a heat
You get in a sulk
You you still keep beatin'
Your meat to pulp
You're an orgam addict
You're an orgam addict
You're a kid cassanova
You're a no-joseph
It's a labor of love
Fucking yourself to death
You're an orgam addict
You're an orgam addict
You're makin' out with school kids
Winos and heads of state
You've even made it with the lady
Who puts the little plastic robins on the christmas cakes
Butcher's assistants and belhops
You've had 'em all here and there
Children of god and their joystrings
International women with no body hair
So you're asking in an alley
And you're voice ain't steady
The sex mechanic's rough
You're more than ready
You're an orgam addict
You're an orgam addict
Johnnie want fuckie
All ways and always
He's got the energy
He will amaze
He's an orgasm addict
He's an orgasm addict
He's always at it
He's an orgasm addict