Having read small excerpts from the Bible, granted I haven't read the entire thing but I am working on it. One can only draw this conclusion. I mean come on, what kind of sober person sees a bush on fire that TALKS!?!?!
I believe this may have happened either by accident or intentionally. It could have happened by accident because of some sort "food poisoning". If you have ever heard of the newest theory on the Salem Witch Trials you'd know what I'm talking about. Basically what they (they as in scientists dumbass) have discovered is traces of a substance that greatly resembles LSD (ACID MAN!.... dumbass) and they also happen to know that sometimes barley, which happened to be one of Salem's most abbundant crops, can grow a fungus that has the same effects as LSD does. For example the girls were hallucinating... an obvious factor of the presence of LSD and them convulsing and all.
So ya, now that you got the point (hopefully... dumbass), you see where I'm getting at? The people who wrote the Bible could've eaten some sort of "magic" barley or some other "magic" food. I mean, no one knew back than what these funny looking mushrooms would do if you ate them. Or maybe they did know. Who's to say?
Theory #2: Jesus was the old time Harry Potter (or something rather):
I drew this conclusion simply because they make Jesus out to be such a great hero and a great character that kids could get hooked on and the Bible has such a great story line at times. It can get pretty confusing at times though I must admit. This theory is not all too valid, but it's a possibilty.
This is my best theory yet, it was like and epiphany (I really doubt that's how you spell it, but I'm too lazy to break out the dictionary)to me. It's really hard to explain you have to be like, not dumb to understand really where I'm getting at. So here goes nothing...
Theory #3: What if God really did make the Bible?:
You heard me, maybe God really does exist and he/she really did make the Bible. But not for the reason everyone seems to think. Like you read some of the bullshit in there: You shall have no other gods before me, condeming homosexuality and all that other crap. It's obviously wrong when you really think about it. So God put this Bible here to see if we would rather listen to an inanimate object (yes, the Bible is a book, hence not alive, an object) or ourselves, our own conciousses. You know? So that way he could distinguish between the smart people that can think for themselves and the sheep who need to be told what to believe by some INANIMATE OBJECT. Really, how much sense does it make to live your life by an inanimate object, a story that was written thousands of years ago? Think about it for awhile.