Starts out with her watching an old video of herself.
Anyways, (Gets back up again) these last 20 years have really changed me. In good and bad ways. Yup. Everything pretty much went downhill after posing for that god damn Playboy magazine. All of a sudden teens lost all respect for me, apparently. I don�t know why. I mean like jeeze, what pop star HASN�T posed in Playboy? Take Madonna (may she rest in peace) for example, HER career went merrily right a long afterwards. And Christina Aguilera too! Oh, and you know what? All those pop stars from my time are now doing a �Revival Tour�. Jesus Christ. You know, N*Sync, Shakira, Backstreet Boys... Christina. You know who I�m talking about. And NONE of them, NONE of them, EVER called me. I mean like come on I�m freaking BRITNEY SPEARS! Like the biggest pop princess of their time. I bet if it wasn�t for me, pop wouldn�t have been so big. I mean like sure, I may have gained a few pounds, had a few unsuccessful facelifts. But I�m still the same Britney inside. Still the fun loving girl who likes to shake her thang on stage.
I wish people wouldn�t look at me from the outside, but take the time to get to know the REAL Britney. The Britney who has feelings and opinions of her own. The Britney that... (A knock). Oh my. I think that�s the pool boy. He always comes right on time... if you know what I mean (She winks).
THE END
And 20 years later...
