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- Will my ATL family sing back up for me?.. Ready!!!
First season I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live without my Monday nights (or was it Wednesday?).
And then I spent so many nights thinking how Season two went wrong...and I grew strong but the crack pipe came along.
And now JK is back!!!...from outer space (You know..."Beam me up Scottie"), he came back with that same dumbass smirk upon his face.
I should have changed that stupid lock, I should made them leave the keys, if I'd known that JK was gonna escape from Psych, Ward E.
Oh! Now No!! Tuesday Nights Show!! Right after Buffy they think that the ratings are gonna soar!!
Weren't they the ones that tried to hurt me with goodbyes? they'd thought I'd crumble.... But not before the gerbil dies!!!!...
I will survive, even though I know he hits the pipe, I know I'll be alright. I still got Will & Grace, I still got Drew Carey, Hell, I even got the show about the 70's.
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Shelly from Pure Tess Haters has made some up some great pics of Tess, complete with captions.
CAUTION: This slideshow contains scenes of Max and Tess kissing (to get my point across only!) Dreamers, brace yourselves - you have been warned.
A wav file I made expressing my feelings for Tess.
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Here's a collage I made inspired by the Garbage song, Stupid Girl
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Some songs that suit Tess very well.
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T is for Terror, that comes in the Night
E is for Error, as in "This can't be Right"
SS is for Safe Sex, which would have prevented this Blight
H is for Hemorrhoid, a Pain in the Ass
A is the Autopsy which will soon come to Pass!
R is for Rabid, her obsession for Max
D is the Death Wish she unfortunately lacks
I is the Imbecile she obviously Is
N is a Nosebleed from a b*tchslap from Liz
G is the Gang which has been a Mess
since Satan arrived in the body of Tess.
