A Meeting
With JK
By Shannon
I walk quickly into the elevator knowing if I don't get to the top floor
very soon I'm going to miss the ATL jet and miss our conference in Hawaii. That
would no be very good.
Once hitting the button for the top floor and the doors have been closed I
notice I am not alone in the elevator. I'm in a very small, confined elevator
with one moronic Jason Katims.
"Hey there good lookin'." The moron says. Figures, he see a
pretty girl in an elevator and figures go for it. He's been gettin some
from Katherine he must thinks he's like god or something.
I pull my black skirt down a bit, I'm not giving him any chances to think he
can get close to me. Then the idea hits me. We're on about floor 12
and I need to get on 22. The light that is lit for the floor he is getting
off on his 15 so I have to think fast. I quickly hit the stop button keeping us
locked between floors 14 and 15.
"Well... well... well pretty lady. I guess you are a forward one aren't
ya."
I spin around to look at him holding out my Roswell necklace and ATL pin
that were hidden behind my short black leather jacket.
"Oh shit!" He mutters to himself and knows he's in for it.
"Hi JK. How's it been? Destroyed Roswell anymore than usual." I
walk closer to him and he keeps trying to get away from me.
"You're one of them. You're one of those... those..."
"We're call fans JK. Remember the people who are suppose to enjoy
the show until you killed it!"
By this time he's trying to ring the help button, but he has to get through
me first and there is no way I'm letting him off the hook. Not till I'm through
with him.
"You're trying to get away now. Fine I'll let you go if you
answer a few questions. Why did he f*ck Tess and then ship her
off with his baby huh? Why did you kill off Alex, when he was the only
good character left? And why in gods name did you bring Tess in, in the
first place?!"
"I... umm... well.. you see the thing is.... the fans
wanted something different and Max didn't.... Max made love to Tess, it
was a beautiful thing and he had to discover his destiny."
I am so close to kicking to make sure his gene pools ends when he opens
his mouth again.
"I put Max and Liz back together, that's what you all wanted wasn't it?"
"You moron! Yes, the majority of us wanted Max and Liz together,
but we didn't want the shit that was handed to us with Trash and Tex....
that's it I'm phoning in back up."
"But you said I could go."
"Silence!"
I pull out my ATL cell phone and phone the jet.
"Yeah. MD, Rick, Bette, Bunny, and everyone else up there I need some
back-up down here. I have JK locked in an elevator with me and
not only did this buffoon make passes at someone who is
underage."
"Damnit not any other underage girl"
"But he also opened his moronic mouth and proceeded to try and explain
to me why Trash was important. I need you guys down here now."
I hang up my phone and JK lunges at me. Apparently he thinks he has alien
powers because he is either trying to mindwarp me or knock me out or something.
I fight him off of me, putting a rip in my skirt which really pisses me
off and shove him against the wall of the elevator just as it opens up and
ATL members come in.
Rick and Bette, hold him to the ground while MD reads him his charges.
"You are charged with assaulting a minor in an elevator. Assaulting an
ATL member in an elevator. They are two completely different things. Destroying the
dream. The literal killing of Alex Whitman. The character killing of
Isabel Evans, Max Evans, Elizabeth Parker, Maria Deluca, Michael Guerin and
Kyle Valenti. You are also charged with the killing of a perfectly good TV and
charged with moronic stupidity."
"You can't charge me for all of that. It's fiction. Those people
aren't real."
"They are in ATL land." MD says standing up. "Get him to the
jet."
We head up to the Jet where the rest of ATL is waiting.
"Tie him up and gag him. I can't stand his voice anymore." I say
as we head on the plane. "We'll take him to Hawaii with us and then
drop him in that active volcano.
The flight went smoothly and everyone got their turn and beat on JK. Finally
once reaching Hawaii we fly over the volcano while Rick is playing the
grand piano.
I open the hatch and in a joint effort we all push JK over the edge and into
the hot bubbling lava.
"One down... many to go." I say checking off his list.
"I know appoint myself as executive producer of Roswell. Let's go capture
some more of the staff and take back control. World domination here we
come."
And off we were on our way to saving Roswell and becoming public heroes.
The End.