MILKSHAKE MACHINE
Tess has been wandering around Roswell all night. Max and Liz had to work on a science experiment together. Alex and Isabel went to the observatory. And the last time she saw Michael and Maria they were arguing over Mulder and Scully's relationship. So, she has been wandering around wreaking havoc. Blowing up tress, flattening tires, you know, the usual for a pissed off alien. She walks by the Crashdown, looks in and smiles an evil smile. She uses the last of her power to open the lock. She then begins to wreck the place the usual way. Breaking glass, throwing chairs. She spots the milkshake machine. She begins to move it towards the edge to kill it but then thinks better, she goes under the machine in order to first suck all of the yumminess out of it (kinda how she is sucking the life and soul out of our show). Unbeknownst to her, her hair gets caught on the machine. She cannot keep up with the speed of the machine and tries to pull back, her uberblonde hair will not allow this. She begins to choke to death, before she can, the milkshake machine totters over the edge, crushing her to death. the end