DIE, TESS, DIE
Tess is at the Valenti household. She realizes that her uberblonde locks are losing some luster. She decides to dye her hair and keep that "natural" color in. She, however, does not read the warning label on the bottle which reads "If you are an evil alien that will make millions unhappy by destroying human/alien relationships, this product is hazardous to your health." She applies the dye. It feels fine for the first few seconds...then she feels a burning sensation....and them BOOM!!!!!!!!! Tess is no more.