"Of course, I would!!" -- Steph (said in response to "Would you do me?")
"God, just fuck the bullshit!!" -- Emily
"You're a slut-puppy!" -- Steve
"I wonder what would happen if you put a duck and moose inside a paper bag? The world may never know." -- Jenny
"I go to school at a drag show. At least that's my theory because all the males act like they're on the rag and nearly every chick goes up to damn near anyone they see asking for dick." -- Rem
"I have the hormones of a teenage boy." No, you just have a healty libido. "Hmm.. healthy libido, I'll have to remember that one." -- Steph
"We don't spend our time worrying about men because they don't exist in our world." -- Steph
"I think I feel a lot better now." -- Emily (after puking at least 4 times)
"I'd do her[Val]!!" -- Maggie
"I want to dance. Be it alone or with you. I would love for you to watch me dance.. moving sensually to the music of whatever it is we choose to listen to. Or I would love to dance with you. To pull you close. And slide my hands down your body till they rest just there on your back. To look in your eyes as we move closer.. and closer.. till our bodies brush lightly, sending shocks of pleasure.. [dancing is the most seductive form of foreplay].. I want to whisper in your ear everything I wish to do to you, then slide my lips slowly over yours making you melt like warm wax in my fingers.. making you pliant and sweet.. make you moan softly in your throat till you can't stand anything but to have me... then I'd move away to dance with another.. so you could watch me and suffer. I would smile knowingly. I would smile, while I wanted you just as much as you wanted me." -- Elizabeth (Not in reference to me!)
"GOD WOMEN SUCK! They are the rulers of the universe. They can make it perfect or they can fuck it all up." -- Sarah
"Illinois and Ohio are 2 massive butt cheeks, and Indiana is the ass crack, making Indianapolis an asshole, and Kentucky and Tennessee feces, and all the little cities such as Purgatory University, West Lafayette, Indiana just zits or boils on the giant ass." -- Sarah
"Next time you're watching sports, you know, if you want language to be ruined for you forever, listen to the broadcasters. They have a grammar system all their own." -- Linguistics TA (forgot his name... oopsy!)
"Did y'all like that little dance step there?" [After jumping back and forth trying to decide where to write the notes on the board.] -- Linguistics TA
"Hey dude.. can you hook me up with that manufactured pussy website again? I wanna show Ashley." -- Emily
"Yes! Let's put two theoretical analysts who disagree violently with each other in a cage match. [in strange karate master voice] Two go in -- one come out!" -- Prof Bross
"This is the IPA chart for the IPA... wait, I already said that." -- Linguistics TA
"In choir you're taught to leave the 'r' out of it's in between two vowels. The walls have r's enough... I'm just talking non-sense now." -- Linguistics TA
"...So if I start sweating and convulsing, it's alright, we're just getting too close to biology. And hopefully, we'll never talk about biological functions again in this class... unless they're amusing, then we'll talk about them." -- Linguistics TA
Asslicker! "Ahhh! No! I do not lick ass... [pause] well... maybe if it was clean." -- Emily
"No, you're a moist and fresh cake. That, um, sounds really wrong." - Becca
Erin: "Like tonight I was all alone with britta and you know what we did? nothing... laid in bed and watched the cosby show."
Me: "It's like the anti-sex!"
Erin: "haha, and we watched I Bet You Will. How can you have sex when there are people with turkey on thier head on tv? I mean, honestly!"
"What kind of senior citizen is gonna want to become a model??" -- Toni
"All men are unpleasant." -- Toni
"Hey, wanna hear my new motto?" Sure. "Procrastination is like masturbation -- it feels good while you're doin' it, but in the end, you realize that you just fucked yourself." -- Toni
"I would rather have the world break out into world war three than drink warm Coke." -- Toni
"Roommates are good for stupid quotes." -- Toni
"If you ever see the word "Timbucktu" on the whiteboard on the door, don't come in." Why?? "Because that means me and Adam are fucking." -- Toni
"Men: The most absurd of God's creatures." -- Toni
"Well, fuck me like a cheap whore!" -- Toni
"Oh, good night!!" -- Toni
"I'm going to the lab to finish this stupid outline for English. If anyone calls for me... fuck, just tell them to shove it." Just say 'Toni says Shove it!'? "Yeah, that works." -- Toni
"College is all a big conspiracy. It singlehandedly is the reason that the rainforests are being harvested for more paper." -- Toni
"Yeah, so I e-mailed Adam and told him that I like him. Well, actually I said that I have kinda sort of maybe more than friends feelings for him. I'll give an inch and he can give me a foot." -- Toni
"I started laughing when I was giving Adam head. I don't know if it was a 'oh shit I have Adam's dick in my mouth' thought or whatever." That's not too bad. "But Valerie, his DICK was in my MOUTH and I was LAUGHING!" -- Toni
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