Star Wars: Escape From Sol Kollm 3
This Fan Fiction will be coming soon. It will recount the tale of how Twineball
came to be the fish you all know and love from NM and PM's place.

Twineball is an intelligent amphibian creature who most resembles a fish from the Sol Kollm system (Sol Kollm's third moon to be exact.) A total of 92% of Sol Kollm 3's planetary surface is covered by a vinegar ocean which is incapable of sustaining many species. Twine's species were the dominant species in this body of vinegar and his family line is that of hereditary servitude to the Kutshk (or "king" in Basic). Long story short, Twine escaped the planet with a Jedi Master named Nel Catta, a large woman with an amazing voice. She began training Twine but unfortunately was sucked into a Vortex before his training was complete. Twine isn't very good with a lightsaber, but he occasionally carries his master's seagreen blade (that tends to short out from time to time). At NM and PM's, Twine enjoys lurking about in the corner, but more enjoys sitting in a vat of vinegar on the counter. Every now and then, he partakes in throwing back (or sucking down) a Pabst Blue Ribbon. It should be noted that Twine was the builder of NM and PM's Parking Garage that was eventually locked down by Darth Vaernexx the Scion. Twine is half-brother to Darth Muffin (Muffy), which unfortunately he didn't find out until duelling with her and almost falling to the Dark Side in the process. Also at one time, he had a three-headed zebra that was accidentally left in the cellar of the old SW.com NM & PM's.

Click here for an .mpg of Twineball
experiencing one of his "sudden, violent,
and uncontrollable sleeps that cannot be
awakened by normal means." (180kb)