March 3, 2003
God, you know who's so ugly? RADITZ! GOD RADITZ WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO UGLY! Then I laugh, and harry potter laugh, and jesus laugh, and Matt laugh and call me stupid, and french man laugh and fart, and fat chinese man laugh, and grass. penis laugh and poopy laugh and then god laughed. then god killed raditz and the pope made a national happiness day but oh wait...GOD RADITZ IS STILL HERE! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN THE HAPPINESS OF OTHERS RADITZ?! GOD THE POPE IS CRYING BECAUSE OF YOU RADITZ! WHY ARE YOU SO SELFISH!?!?!? GOD! Today we had to go to the lingerie department to BUY RADITZ A BIG DD BRA BECAUSE HIS BOOBIES ARE SO BIG AND FLABBY! GOD AND THEY ARE SO HAIRY POTTER! Then the moose laugh, and I laugh, and god kill raditz. OH WAIT, THAT'S RIGHT! Raditz is selfish and WONT DIE!!!!
January 31, 2003
Today I raped it with a towel. i cant even say his name because its not even a MAN! GOD ITS RADITZ BUT I WANT TO VOMIT EVERY TIME I HEAR ITS NAME!!!! THEN HE STARTED TO BLEED AND CRY! then i laughed. then....god I hate you raditz. why does trunks want to ass rape you! wait....you have a vagina raditz! A BIG HAIRY GREASY WRINKLY GREEN ONE! THAT FARTS LIKE YOU RADITZ! AND THE GREMLIN! god...i want to shove all your friends head up your vagina, raditz, WAIT NO! YOU DON"T HAVE ANY FRIEND RADITZ! GOD EVEN GOD HATES YOU!!!! HE SPIT ON YOU RADITZ! HE TOLD ME SO WHEN I WENT TO CHURCH!!!!!!!!!! god, raditz. god. god. god. god. god. god. god. god. god. god. god. SATAN! SATAN WANTS TO GIVE IT TO YOU HARD RADITZ! HARD UP YOUR BIG VAGINA.GOD! SATAN WANTS TO LICK YOUR vagiiiiiiiina. VAGINA! VAGINA! VAGINA!VAGINA! NOT THE PENIS. NO PENIS FOR RADITZ!!!
Goku made a big poopie @ 12:80 PM
December 26, 2002
Yesterday was Christmas. All I wanted for Christmas was RADITZ TO DIE!!! GOD SANTA IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?! So then Santa laughed, then I laughed, and Piccolo laughed, then I laughed, and then the hairy poopy laughed, and then the vagina penis man laughed, then the ice cream man laughed, then the Chinese fat lady who smothered me in her RADITZ BLUBBER laughed, then I went peepee, then Trunks breathed and molested my peepee, then Raditz HAD A BRAIN SEIZURE AND DIED A PAINFUL DEATH, then Kimahri laughed and DIED, then I laughed and DIED, then Trunks laughed and molested me. Then I KILLED RADITZ WITH A TOOTHPICK!!!! Yesterday I got gifts. Trunks got me a big rubber MONKEY! Lester started to molest Raditz and bit him. Raditz shiver and say its cold and I laughed. Then Lester poop ON RADITZ BECAUSE HES UGLY AND DIRTY AND IS A PIECE OF POOP IN MY HEAD!!!! GOD! I HATE YOU RADITZ WHY ARE YOU SO UGLY!?!?!??! GOD RADITZ JUST DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND DIE IN A DITCH!!!!!! GOD!!! SANTA TOLD ME HE THOUGHT YOU WERE DIRTY AND SMELL LIKE OLD MEN!!!! Trunks likes little boys.
Goku made a big poopie @ 5:12 PM
December 5, 2002
Hi, i'm writing in my blog. BUT RADTIZ CAN'T WRITE IN HIS BLOG BECAUSE HE'S STUPID!!!! Today my monkey, Lester, he molested RADTIZ's ugly friends, BUT HOW CAN MY MONKEY MOLEST THEM WHEN RADTIZ HAS NO FRIENDS! Rikku is cutting her self and laughing. I laughed, then Rikku laughed, then the poop laugh, and then Lester laughed, and I laughed, and Goku laughed, and them me laugh, and then Xavior laughed, then RADTIZ GOT STABBED BY ME, then Piccolo laughed, and I laughed, then the penis laughed, and then the vagina laughed, and then the random fat chinese, black man laughed who's sell hotdogs, then the peepee laughed, and then walmart laughed, then Harry Potter laugh, then the dark magicain laughed, then Chad molested the purple magicain and then Trunks molested me. After that I pushed Radtiz in a dirty lake because's he's dirty! GOD! I WISH I CAN THROW RADTIZ IN THE GRINDER!!!! Today me and my monkey went to the store and bought cheese, onions, bananas, a talking old man, tampoons(FOR RADTIZ BECAUSE HE HAS A HAIRY VAGINA!) and then......I like.....I HOPE RADTIZ DIE AND GOES TO HELL BECAUSE JESUS HATES HIM AND LOVES ME!!! I talked to Mr. Pineapple he told me to go fuck my self up the ass, I told him that Radtiz does that with Trunks. THAT'S MY BLOF FOR THE DAY NOW I WANNA GO RAPE RADTIZ AND MAKE HIM CRY!
Goku made a big poopie @ 10:41 PM
July 3, 2002
Hi. Poopy. Today was fun banana eat cream pie. Today evenyone and me Goku went to the mall. Piccolo lit stuff on fire and he laughs and I laugh and Blinky laugh and I laugh. 17 stole some stuff that was no no bad. Trunks was breathering heavy when we look at no no movies with naked men on the cover. Ten he start touching his no no place and moaning. Then Reno grab a pretty girls bum bum and she hit him and he fall into the water and I laugh and he say go fuck me up ass and Trunks laugh and I laugh and trunks molest me. Trunks is telling me to stop typing and he no no molest me. I say yes silly you did. Rikku give herself booboos with razor blades on her body. Shes laughing. AHAHAHAA. It funny. Raditz grab Lulus big booooby. Lulu hit him and Raditz is crying on the GROUND LIKE A LITTLE BAAAAAAAAAAABY!!!! Raditz tell me to fuck myself. Trunks just touch my tigh. He want to suck my-SHUT UP GOKU I AM NOT GAY!!!!!! Hey this is Trunks...*Blush* If there are any sexy single men out there, call me! My number is 287-5
NOOOO THIS IS MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!
Hi my name is Goku. You smell bad. HAHHA!!! I farted. It smeells good. I like toothpaste. Mr. Banana says I look like britney Simpson. Blahahahha!
Goku ate a banana @ 7:50 P.M.
July 1, 2002
Hi i'm updating.....banana....Radtiz told me today that he wants to fucking burn me and kill me may ways. I don't why he's all happy and now he told me "no you fucking dumb shit i'm fucking pissed off at you". He loves me. Today my head slip while I was hold Radtiz pooy naked peepee girl magazine and it went bye bye in the shreder. Mr.Banana told me that was a very smart boy and i should go to collage. Today Trunks molest a man. Now Trunks is yelling and saying that he's not gay. I'm a toster. I went to a store. I found a pretty pineapple vase and told rufus to buy it. Rufus told me no you can't buy it, it's was too much money. Then I screamed at him and he bought it......nose....then I threw it out the car window and Rufus cried. I like.......NOOOOOOO WHERE'S MY BANANA!!!! I talked to Rikku today. She told me that she cuts baby cow head and eat frogs alive with pork juice and other sauces. She's my friend. Rikku also had to go to the therpist. I went to play Tea Party with Mr.Banana and Pineapple. I asked Sephiroth, Kuja, Reno, Nakago and Seymour to play and they all said no and told me to fuck off. So then I said: "*in a satainc voice* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! They played tea party with me. Sephiroth rasied his sword up and I said no no silly you can't point at that me because turn into a sexy latin singer. Sephrith swing is long masamune and he missed. NAH NAH!!!!! Sephiroths masamune is long and hard and he sticked it in Aeris and Tifa. Everytime he sticks the big long and hard thing into girls they start to scream. Even when he sticks it into boy they start to scream and make funny panting noises like they cantitit breath. Trunks is breathing hevenily and while looking at this. I hate Mr.Peepee! He should die and burn in hell!!!! I today I made a *big* poopie because i'm a *big* boy! And I told Radtiz that he's has to touch, smell and eat my poopie and then he screamed and ran out of the house....I like grape lolly pops....NOOOOOOOOO I WANT MY LOLLY POP NOW!!!!!!!!!
Goku ate a banana @ 3:27 P.M. |