...AT MY DAD'S...

Auto response from soulesscorpse666: food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food im a little hungry so im looking for some food

THEBERSERKER666: blerh
THEBERSERKER666: i went to get soem ships or somehting
THEBERSERKER666: and ALL OF THEM are stale
THEBERSERKER666: and inedible
THEBERSERKER666: i was like WTF!!!!
THEBERSERKER666: theres a whole bag of sheezy things
THEBERSERKER666: and theyre
THEBERSERKER666: ALL STALE
THEBERSERKER666: so WTF
THEBERSERKER666: theres a new bag of prezel rods
THEBERSERKER666: STALE
soulesscorpse666: lol
THEBERSERKER666: theres a giant fukkng watermellon in my firdge
THEBERSERKER666: i dont know hoe it got there
THEBERSERKER666: that fukker
soulesscorpse666: i got Sandies Simply Shortbread Rich and Buttery Cookies Perferred Over Lorna Doone@
THEBERSERKER666: and theres donuts my dad bought
THEBERSERKER666: HELL HYEA
THEBERSERKER666: but i cant eat teh do nuts
soulesscorpse666: i likd lorna doone better those fucks are wrong
THEBERSERKER666: hhaaha
soulesscorpse666: y not
THEBERSERKER666: knowing my dad hell make us eat sereal before we get a do nut
THEBERSERKER666: and we have total
soulesscorpse666: thats weird
THEBERSERKER666: wich sucks so bad
THEBERSERKER666: and we have coco puffs
THEBERSERKER666:  which are a few months old
soulesscorpse666: yes it does
THEBERSERKER666: theyre almost chewy
soulesscorpse666: but prob better
THEBERSERKER666: theyre like UGNGUNGUGNGUGNGUN
soulesscorpse666: give your jaw a work out
THEBERSERKER666: oh yea
THEBERSERKER666: its like choco chewing gum GUMGUGMGUMGUGMGU
THEBERSERKER666: only shitty
THEBERSERKER666: and if you eat yer chooch o chewing gum you get a do nut YAY
soulesscorpse666: lol yeah
THEBERSERKER666: YAY
THEBERSERKER666: fucking shitty donuts
soulesscorpse666: yay
THEBERSERKER666: we always get a few good donuts then some other shittty ones just for no reason
THEBERSERKER666: just because we need a variety
THEBERSERKER666: i mean, who fukking cares theyre donuts
THEBERSERKER666: we dont need a fukking variety
soulesscorpse666: yeah
THEBERSERKER666: variety sucks
THEBERSERKER666: hahah
soulesscorpse666: wow these cookies are boring
soulesscorpse666: i dont feel like eating them now
soulesscorpse666: i got bored with em after 3
THEBERSERKER666: haha

Auto response from soulesscorpse666: CHEESE PLEASE

THEBERSERKER666: cheese
THEBERSERKER666: cheese fukking shit
THEBERSERKER666: i got cheedse
THEBERSERKER666: no crusty chese opleez
THEBERSERKER666: those dirty fukkers
THEBERSERKER666: bastards
soulesscorpse666: lol
THEBERSERKER666: crusty cheese sucks
soulesscorpse666: o yes it does
soulesscorpse666: but the cheese i got r0x0rs
THEBERSERKER666: cooool
soulesscorpse666: and its not boring
soulesscorpse666: its CHEESY
soulesscorpse666: haha get it
soulesscorpse666: cheesy joke
THEBERSERKER666: aha
THEBERSERKER666: aha
THEBERSERKER666: aha
soulesscorpse666: im so funny haha
soulesscorpse666: haha

I left all the spelling errors in, I think its funnier that way.