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| Matt Pollock | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Matthew Pollock: The man, the legends, the burns. Brain child of Professor Madbrayne, from the nondisfunctional Cyberdyne Corporation. Matt was a prototype for the famous tamagotchie line, which is now owned by Saban. Learned in the most advanced methods of film production (and pocket friendship), Pollock can feed footage through his ass, and perform real-life functions at the same time! | |
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| Matt shows undying loyalty to only one man... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| But don't discipline him too often or he'll go into snake mode. When not crapping his pants or craving sweets, Pollock is in the editing room uploading images and footage from his optical scanners. Provide him with plenty of love (and tripods) and watch his sideburns grow! Perhaps he'll produce something worth watching before his cadmium battery dies out?! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Professor Madbrayne himself. It was rumored that Madbrayne planned to create Matthew with sideburns far less than his. However, His eperiment got out of hand, and Matt achieved unequaled greatness... |
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| Matt didn't always have an impressive record. In fact, for a sketch for TNR, Corckery made Matt dress up as Ronald McDonald and try to pick up little girls at the playground. Unfortunately Milford Police Department wasn't going to have it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Name: | Matt Pollock | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| [email protected] | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||