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| Hey Hey! It's Mike Here, and though I am the host of this Page, the true host of the show is a man by the name of Paul Gulyas. Let's give him a hand. ::::Tumbleweeds role by in silence:::: *Cough* well, er... anyway Paul trieds to keep everyone in line with his long speratic e-mails. No one really seems to enjoy them except for me. So I've decided to post them for the entire world to see. I love Paul... Paul what are you doing Saturday night, can we party, let take the Delorian out for a spin. |
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| 6-2-02 Yeah, well the only thing that Acid Burn had to say was... "you guyz suck stfu." I think Our valiant responses shut him up, that's another victory for TNR thanks again everyone for rallying to the occasion. |
| Here is what the faggot said: |
| Yea i saw your show and first of all let me say that u guyz SUCK realbad. Get off the air NOW. Jerry Jer the tampon man is 100xs betterthen u fags. U guyz think your jackass and tom green put togetherbut u guyz really suck. Your not funny. Please just get off theair. Mad people in the port (bridgeport for u guyz who r 2 white 2know it by that name and yes im not white Im puerto rican) want 2beat your ass. Hey who wouldnt I probally would. U guyz suck and getoff the air now. That smy opinion. AcIdbUrn728 |
| Hmm....well if that doesn't get you mad, I want to know what medicine you're taking, because I needed some before I wrote this: |
| Yea I read your email, and first off all let me say that you should die. What a worthless piece of bridgeport trash. Oh wait I'm sorry The Port Trash. It's not that I'm TOO white to call it "the port," It's just that I'm too intelligent. Hey... I have a question, do you base knowing nicknames on race? It's jsut a question, I'm just throwing it on the table. And another thing, Please, please don't voice your negative worthless opinion any longer, go reside in your garbage hutt, and keep it to yourself. Because honestly, instead of making us stop the show, your making us prolong it. In fact your trash talking and faggot-like email, inspires me to make Tuesday Night Riot the sincerely fucking awesome show that it is. I looked over the emails before yours, and I didn't find a single one. That's kinda funny, don't you think? That you, a fine representative from "the port" might be the only person to trash the show. Hey good luck on life pal, I'm sure you'll clean my benz up real nice when your 45, and I come driving into the shit whole car wash you work at. Hey one more question. when you say "mad people in the port want 2 beat your ass" do you mean people that are angry (as in mad) or lots of people (meaning idiot that thinks mad associates with a value or amount of something) I'm just wondering because I think I can solve your problem either way. If there is a lot of people, then you should all bang each other in the ass, because that's what you and your friends probably like doing anyway. If the people are angry, then they need prozac, and to bang each other in the ass. Well take your time sucking dick over in the port, because I'm just going to go right on making the fucking kick ass show called TUESDAY NIGHT RIOT. take it easy bro, peace out yo yo yo. Sincerely your beloved fan, Nohn Junez |
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| There's a brand new email from Paul everyone, It's rather lengthy but I hope if you haven't read it, or if you deleted it, the time I spent rewriting it will come in handy. ~6-3-02 |
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| Well, guys, I'd just like to point out that AcidBurn e-mailed us back at seductive.com... This is his brilliant response to Mike Grey's and Ted Blake's e-mails: u guyz suck stfu If you don't know, "stfu" stands for Shut The Fuck Up... However, this fails to intimidate me in the least. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I consider this a victory thanks to Mike Grey and all the other TNR patriots that participated in this fight against this cowardly act from "The Port". Fuck them. |
| I'd also like to welcome another member to our cast, Jess Massari, who will be Corkery's love interest in the movie. She won't have to do much besides stand there and look pretty, but she turns out to be working for Yan Doung, and is only marrying Corkery (that's right, marrying) so she can own half of the rights to TNR. Luckily, our favorite super sleuth, Skip McPerv a.k.a Dick Jones, discovers Jess's secret and must race against time to stop Corkery from marrying her. That's when he catches a ride from Kevin on the Charly and they race off (maxing at speeds of 15 m.p.h) to save the day. On Tuesday we'd like to expand on Pollock's side plot a bit. He's going to be trying to kill himself because NBC didn't want him to be part of the show. Probably just some quick little funny scenes we can throw in. And Hudak also expressed an idea that he wanted to be the guy of the show on the time slot that TNR is supposedly replacing, entitled: "Fun with Quantum Physics". We could do some cheesy, but funny, scenes with that. We're still working on the schedule for the rest of the week. Other impo |
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| In other news, Jorge Gonzalez and I have really been workin on scheduling what we need to do when in order to get this movie done before we're all in our forties. It seems that Monday will be a big day for filming. I know this may be a long shot, but if anybody could take 5 minutes out of their seventh period class to come to the T.V production room, it would be great. We need to get a couple real important scenes done which involve all the cast (or most of us at least... most at least, does that make sense?) and the only time we can possibly all be together is DURING school. So let's try for 7th period, I'm sure Mr. Young would be glad to write anybody passes. It is for a school project. Also on Monday, I'd like to get done anybody's opening scene that hasn't been completed yet... This includes Auger, Hudak, Joe, Jay, and Bouchard. Around 3 o'clock on Monday we'll be using Sean's basement to film some of the scenes where I am captured and locked up. Bobby Knight is torturing me, and the marmoset should be there and all that blah blah blah. Should be a good time, for me at least. We'll |
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| ANY OTHER SCENES THAT YOU GUYS WANT TO DO THAT YOU CAN THINK OF. IF YOU WANT A BIGGER PART IN THE MOVIE YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE I'M FRESH OUT OF CREATIVITY HERE! I'D LOVE IT IF EVERYBODY COULD HAVE EQUALLY BIG PARTS, BUT IF YOU DONT' GIVE ME ANYTHING TO WORK WITH, THERE'S NOT MUCH I CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!! |
| Subject : TNR wins the day Date : Sat, 1 Jun 2002 23:32:32 EDT |
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| ~I'm Your Host Paul Gulyas |