S: uhh sure
Mike: So steve, I heard that you've seen the new movie, Undercover Brotha?
S: yea
Mike: Give us one word to describe the movie?
S: umm...funny
Mike: funny? Is it safe to say that the movie is not for people with weak stomachs?
S: nope, its good for anybody...even stuck up white boys fakin the funk
Mike: faking the funk? is that another phrase for men who have sex with other men, but aren't really gay?
S: ha ha no...its for people who enjoy funny stuff
Mike: well can you define funk for us?
S: sure...its part of the soul
S: lol
S: what the hell is this
S: is this an interview?
Mike: were you under the impression I was taking notes on funk?
S: i guess
Mike: well you're an idiot.... moving on, if funk is part of the soul, and you fall in love and get married to someone, does that mean the person you engage in matimony with, is equally as..."funky" as you?
S: lol
S: i guess
Mike: after watching this movie, you must be considered a funkmaster then?
This week's first Interview is a friend of mine who goes by the name of Steve Palaski.
Mike: including oversized white polish people... no names please we want to keep the innocent unrecognized.
S: yea, even those pieces of trash
Mike: *cough*
::points finger at steve:::
er... well... yes, anyway what was your favorite part of the movie
S: i dunno..the whole movie was cool
S: this interview sucks
S: you suck
Mike: interesting...
Mike: do I suck because I don't have funk?
S: thats part of the reason you hacky sack, ball licking piece of used tissue paper
Mike: right. of course. Back to making sense. Steve you mean to tell me you didn't have a favorite part in the movie, you testify that the whole movie was your favorite
S: yea, the movie was of good quality
Mike: What about the scene where the "undercover brotha" spins his car and doesn't spill any of the drink he's holding
S: its a great part...just like the rest of the movie
Mike: you realize that's impossible though, how, under your funk code... does that qualify as "good quality"
S: nothing is impossible with funk
Mike: Even defying the laws of physics?
S: uh huh
S: funk is the way of the wise
Mike: or the way of the fags
S: your just jealous
S: lol
Mike: moving on! Steve do you wish you were black now
S: is this really an interview?
Mike: are you black?
S: i dont think so
Mike: check again because your funkiness is giving me a hard on
S: thats awesome
S: it all stems from the movie
Mike: I got your stem right here....
Mike: hey what about the part when the "undercover brother" has to verify his "blackness"
S: it was just as good as the rest of the movie
Mike: you liked that....just some random hand sticking out of the wall...verifies his blackness. Why wouldn't it be a camera... I mean you can't really hide your blackness...
S: cuz there wouldnt be humor in it i guess you retard
S: lol
S: this is stupid
Mike: what if you're a black person but you're semi retarded and you don't have good motor skills, will you be denied because you can't give a "soul-filled" handshake
S: yea...i cant see a guy like that providing any funk
Mike: Hm... what's the overall theme of the movie, love, friendship, or... would you say more along the lines of... "funk"
S: Its all about good times i guess
Mike: good times? like sex drugs, and rock and roll? or like sippin' a corona on your lawn when it's a hundred degrees out? or like egging your x-girlfriend's house? or playing a favorite sport?
S: its about anything you want it to be
S: what you can relate to good times i guess
Mike: so death would be included in that topic?
S: if that is what you consider good times you crazy rectum hair
S: lol
Mike: oh i see...Steve if I wanted to improve my level of funk what would be my first step (you being a funkmaster and all)
S: i dunno...see the movie?
Mike: hmm... to all other "would-be funkmasters" would you recomend seeing the movie as well?
S: uhh sure
Mike: Let me ask another question.... did that last question I asked make ANY sense...?
S: yea it did
Mike: that's because I have funk right?
S: no, not yet
Mike: "It ain't no thang"
Mike: Alright my "niggy" one last question. Does anyone menstruate during the movie?
S: I hope so
S: they would be like geyser's if they did
Mike: Well That about raps it up, overall what you are trying to say is that black people should be stopped, otherwise they'll rule the world. Thanks again steve, talk to you later.