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| Jorge Gonzalez | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| A bio for Jorge Gonzalez, written by Jason Juran | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jorge was placed in a basket made of mud and banana tree leaces and carried throughnt the hills of the Andes. When the llamas weere attacked by Ecuador poachers, it was Jorge who saved them with his fierce biting and clawing. However, in 1990, Jorge couldn't save his llama family as the poachers unleashed their elephant guns on the heard. The llamas here packed up and sent to Calf Pen Meadow Elementary School where they were to be used as meat for "colossal burgers." | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jorge gozalez - you may know him as hispanic armando convertino, gay zorro, Paperboy Timmy, and occasionally as Juan Valdez. Today, Jorge is a typical Puerto Rican American growing up in a Connecticut suburb but much about Jorge remains unknown. UNTIL KNOW! |
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| Jorge: Age 4 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you look closely you can see Machu Pichu in the background, as the fierce llamas overlook their conquest of the beautiful realm. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jorge was born in the Andes mountains of Peru in the lost Inca City of Machu Pichu. His biological mother and father fled the city during the massive Llama invasion of 1984 and Jorge was left behind. When the llamas came to his hut, the king Llama, Netzachito, decided Jorge was to be spared. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Jorge managed to escape the cafeteria one day and fled to a bathroom. There he ate a small child, took his clothes, and stumbled into the kindegarden class of Ms. Mencini. Jorge finished the day, taking the place of the studfent he had eaten. After school, Jorge found curled up on the sentinel hill road by married couple Jorge and Carmen Gonzalez who had just given birth to their first child, Paulie. They gave Jorge the full name Jorge Enrique Gonzalez, game him clothes and shelter, and he has been a normal American child ever since. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Jorge may infact be the only person to know who this is, besides me. (psst. It's megamen from MegamanX6 with his Shadow Kaiser Armor. | ||||||||||||||||||||||