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A bio on Pat Beck written by Sean Tracy |
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It was in Peru that Pat learned the game of Footbag. You may know the game as Hacky Sack. |
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Pat was born in Cambodia in 1978. His family immigrated to the United States in 1880. After 18 years, of jumping from school to school, he finally enrolled in Joseph A. Foran High School.
As a Freshman Pat discovered an undying love of the great game of chess. He toured New England the summer before his sophomore year and slowly (but surely) gained the nickname...
Pat "Bobby Fisher" Beck. |
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"I had to be good, I had to be. There was no other way to avoid gang-rape." ~Pat Beck |
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After a short while, the Peruvian drug lord, Jaunito Gonzalez (no relation to Jorge), sent Pat back to the United States to be an "Inside man" on the high school drug circuit. Pat used his knowledge of aquatic gymnastics to create Foran High's first synchronized swim team.
Later he was quoted saying: "It was a failed attempt to start a drug ring." However, the team turned out to be very good. Pat led his motly group of swimmers to three Class M titles He shortly thereafter converted to Islam and moved to the hills of Iowa. Where he creates sketches and E-mails them to the local cast of TNR. Sadly not all of his work can be used on the show. This is because John Corkery, the producer and even Public Access, frown up Pat's constant use of the word "hand-job" as a pronoun. |
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"It wasn't just a game anymore, it controlled my life, and that was dangerous." ~Pat Beck |
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In September of 1999 he was accepted to the World Chess Tournament Fundation, but was expelled a month later for misconduct. After a long and grueling expulsion process, Pat, disheartened, went on a three week heroine binge. He moved to Peru and worked as a hitman for the mob. |
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Pat Beck (on the right) can be seen spiking a $40 dollar footbag over the net onto his opponent's (Mr Rollands on the left) side. Pat's struggle to remain at the top has made him a strong man with a sound mind. The cast thanks him for showing us the ways of the bag. |
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Contact Info: |
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Pat Beck |
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[email protected] |
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BACK TO THE BEGINING! |
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