Frequently Asked Questions

thing is, right, y'know when you talk to people for the first time, and go through the preliminaries, where they ask you the standard questions and you reply giving exactly the same answers as you give to everyone you first talk to?

i'm lazy, so i'd rather stick up an FAQ and have done with it. :) i shalln't include the questions though, just the answers...just to be annoying and cryptic. so if you're very bored you can mull over it and see if you have a clue what i'm on about, and if you're not, you can keep doing whatever it is that's keeping you from being very bored and having to resort to reading my site for a laugh :) *helpful gen*

1) near london bridge
2) at the fire brigade
3) no, i'm not part of the union, it has nothing to do with me
4) guildhall
5) no, i'm not
6) no, they're not either
7) nope, no particular reason
8) it's not hard, it just takes practice
9) i wish
10) no, i just write about them
11) no, he's not, honestly
12) just never fancied it
13) i work
14) no, they're not my type
15) don't know yet... possibly music journalism
16) because they're pretty
17) i don't know and i don't really want to talk about it
18) it's not bad actually

i'm sure that told you lots of helpful stuff about me :D