To Then Tune Of Sk8ter Boi~She was a girl, that had a label Who told her that she was a punk She tried so hard, to look hardcore But she's a pop whore. She dressed up punk, she'd never tell She wore Abercrombie stuff as well. But all of her fans they didn't care She was a punk rocker, they would swear!!!!!She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl I wanna choke her with that tie She sang her poppy snot, and refused to admit As much as Britney, she deserved to die!!! Three months from now, she sits at home Her fans are all gone she's all alone, She turns on TV Guess what she sees VH1's one hit wonders is on t.v, She sits and she watches, she sees her face Will she realize that she's a disgrace? She grabs her guitar, plays her four chords Just to make sure, she gets her skateboard. She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl I wanna choke her with that tie Now she's a nothing chick, just an ugly cheap trick Does she finally see what she's worth? She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl I wanna choke her with that tie Now she's a nothing chick, just an ugly cheap stick Does she finally see what she's worth? Sorry Avril but you're gone Not even preps like your song Because you are so last week Your future looks pretty bleak Too bad you don't understand That you're not in their demand They found something new to love Or they realized that you suck. She's just a grrl, that had a label Who told her that she was a punk The trend was gone, and so was she I guess she finally did see She was a poser grrl, I think I'm gonna hurl!!!!!!
To Then Tune Of complicated~I am so punk
Oh look at me
I get lots of great fans from MTV
Complicated sucked
But listen to this
This song will be a great big hit
They all think I'm punk
They all think I rule
I didn't really beat up the boys in school
Yes i like stores
Like Abercrombie
Please don't make fun of me...
I am a poseur girl
I think I rock the world
I like bands like Sugar Ray
My fame will never end
I will be the trend
Forever more
Until 2004
So I sat and I cried
Cause you said I wasn't gothic
Well I will go to Hot Topic
Buy all the clothes
You don't need to know
Any of the bands they list or show
This is a great scheme
Make sure no one finds out
Oh wait, I just announced it, i blurted it out
Now everyone will laugh
And I will be exposed
WAIT HOT TOPIC I NEED YOUR CLOTHES!!!
I am a poseur girl
I think I rock the world
I like bands like Sugar Ray
My fame will never end
I will be the trend
Forever more
Until 2004
Sorry guys but I'm not punk
I think you know I smell of skunk
My fame has ended as you see
Is there anyone to comfort me?
Please save me and my Canadian friends
We only like to go with the trends
Punk's suck anyways
What's wrong with people these days?
PLayed to the tune of "Losing Grip"~Are you aware that I have no more Coke, baby?
Right now I feel addicted to caffeine
Like I'm not re-e-eal
Didn't you feel me grab the Coke in your hand
That you tried to hide from me?
But I need some energy...
...that I get from Cola
Even if it's stol-a
It is my goal-a
To get that drink from you
Why won't you share?
Cause I don't care, you have a spare
.....need to stay awake.....
And I'll go to Tim Hortons
A coffee'd be good, I know that I should
cause I'm going to start to snore
Am I just some person who annoys you
and tries to take your Coke?
I would buy myself a double double
if it weren't for being broke
you used to lend me a bunch of money
so I'd buy some good caffeine
And I need some energy...
...that I get from Cola
Even if it's stol-a
It is my goal-a
To get that drink from you
Why won't you share?
Cause I don't care, you have a spare
...need to stay awake....
And I'd go to Tim Hortons
A coffee'd be good, I know that I should
cause I'm going to start to snore
Snoring out loud
I'm snoring out loud
Snoring out loud
I'm snoring out lou-u-d
I want caffeine!
You're being mean!
Why won't you share?
Cause I don't care, you have a spare
I need to stay awake
Why won't you share?
If you don't care, then that's not fair
I'm not going anywhere
Why won't you share?
Cause I don't care, you have a spare
I need to stay awake
Why won't you share?
If you don't care, then that's not fair
I'm not going anywhere
